I Think That I Shall Never See, A Poem As An ONT

Hello Horde! Before we start the ONT, I'd like to take a moment to pause and remember yesterday as the anniversary of one of the darkest days in America's history, a day which shall live in infamy.

Spectator Index is supposedly a “news” outfit, but that tweet is how they started the day yesterday. It did not go well for them.

I asked Chat GPT to write tonight's ONT in verse:

Overnight Thread!
Beloved of none
A chance for the Horde
Their big mouths to run

Conversation unvarnished!
Oft crass, smart or rude
And yet most of the time
People just talk of food

Glorious content!
One never knows what
It might be a tweet
It might be a truck

Fantabulous host!
A Dave who's just weird
He posts cartoon film clips
Or a man to be feared

Historical blog!
So say the reviews
With facts about patriots
And big busty nudes*

Cantankerous Horde!
But ever so smart
They'll admire a hero
And squabble 'bout art

Riotous humor!
Not found in Altoona
An uncomfortable silence
Stacking chickens to Luna

Climactic ending!
Maybe cute, maybe vile
Tonight's ONT
Is Chi-cago style!

*See Ace for the link

posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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