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February 07, 2024

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/7/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“These funds were to be used for the welfare of myself and our seven children. It is tremendously shameful, yet not surprising, that these heinous smear tactics are being employed to victimize myself and my children once again. For the record, these funds were issued in my name and I placed these funds with the help of tax lawyers into a trust fund for my children.” Mrs. Mark Houck


Quote II

"So this is a petition for all the airlines, so big girls like me can fly. It's not my fault I have an ass this big – please just make them bigger." Model Gracie Bon


Quote III

"Yes, for me to want to change, there had to be reasons beyond the money, right? So when I said that [in June 2022] I fully meant it and it was true. Now, when they slap you with a large amount of money in your face, your feelings do change. I try not to be a materialistic person, but I do owe it to my family as well to set them up for success the best I can, and having kids I think changed that quite a bit. So the money is a part of it; I’m not going to lie. But again, when I said that I wasn’t fully aware of what I was saying because you don’t really understand." Professional Golfer Jon Rahm



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I don't want to hear one word from these sanctimonious reprobates about "Climate change".

AND HE'S OFF Smiling Prince Harry jets back to LA after 30 minute reunion with Charles – but didn’t meet William on 26hr trip
Harry only arrived in London from California on Tuesday afternoon

PRINCE Harry has jetted back to LA after a whistle-stop trip to see his father.

The Duke of Sussex was pictured arriving at London Heathrow at 1.30pm today - just 26 hours after landing at 12.30pm on Tuesday.


You on the other hand will not be allowed to fly to see your loved ones.


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We told Budweiser to FOAD when they went woke with Bud Light. Now we should boycott Oreo cookies and tell them to FOAD.

America's Favorite Cookie Takes a Hard Left Turn

Nothing is immune to woke ideology, not even cookies.

Oreo's latest partnership signifies a disturbing trend in U.S. corporations advancing the LGBTQ+ agenda, as far-left ideologues impose it on children through programs like Drag Queen Story Hour and by placing pornographic books in public school libraries.

The findings uncovered by the National Legal and Policy Center (NLPC), a conservative watchdog non-profit, reveal that cookie kingpin Oreo is a "proud" partner of PFLAG, formerly the national Parents, Families, & Friends of Lesbians and Gays network.

"Is your favorite cookie company grooming children?" NLPC prefaces a 29-second video exposing the Oreo-PLFAG partnership. "What happened to the kid-friendly cookie we all used to know and love? Don't let PFLAG and Oreo corrupt your children."

Just the cure for this BS, H/T TC via CBD.........


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We need more Ted Nugents and fewer Katie Perrys.


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Once again The ONT audience is the best. Thanks to Sock Monkey for the following link.


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Cats like laser beams. Cops? Not so much. Genius Award Winner.

Lasers, meth and aircraft don’t mix in arrest of Columbus man

COLUMBUS, Ind. (WISH) — A Columbus man was arrested Saturday night after a Bartholomew County sheriff’s deputy observed him aiming a laser at his patrol vehicle.

Several reports were received by the sheriff’s office over the last week regarding someone aiming a laser at aircraft in the area of the Columbus Municipal Airport.

On Saturday night, another report came in, which prompted a sheriff’s deputy to be dispatched to the area of the airport, but the deputy was unable to find the source of the laser.

Twenty minutes later while travelling on U.S. 31 near I-65, the deputy observed a green laser emitting from a black passenger car. At that time, the laser was pointed at the deputy’s patrol car.

After a traffic stop, the driver was identified as 49-year-old Christopher Clem of Columbus. During the investigation, two laser devices were found, along with methamphetamine and crushed prescription painkillers.

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Sea otters what can't they do? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Against all odds, a distressed California coastal ecosystem is on the mend, in large part, thanks to the insatiable appetite sea otters have for crabs.

In a groundbreaking study published this week in Nature, scientists revealed that the return of sea otters to their former habitat in a Central California estuary has slowed erosion of the area’s marsh banks by up to 90%.

The resurgence of these charismatic marine mammals to the salt marshes of Elkhorn Slough in Monterey County sparks hope for improving coastal ecosystems and marks a significant ecological success story.


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