Tongue Nor Heart Cannot Conceive Nor Name ONT

Hello, and welcome to the Groundhog Day ONT! I know a lot of you swear by Punxsutawney Phil, but I prefer to watch the ceremony from France. This morning Parisian Pierre emerged from his home, turned around and saw his own Château. In any event, pull up a chair, and make yourself at home. Anyone want a drink?

Next up: Snake River Canyon

Obligatory Macbeth content

Wholesome story of the day

Feline Friday: How your cat works

This could be fun

Garbage Pail Politicians

The Neverending Fellowship of the Ring

Discuss

I wouldn't even have to think twice

Nose Kitty

Vocabulary lesson

Good observation

And now, a word from our sponsor

RIP Carl Weathers

The Living in America scene from Rocky IV just may be the best entrance in history.

Any shade tree mechanics have any ides?

Every time

Today's debate question

Not the best marketing I've ever seen

This is incredible

Closing with a pun

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