Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/27/23) Audience Participation Edition

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."(H/T Hrothgar)

Thanks to the best community on the webz tonight's ONT is basically made up of Horde submissions.

Gun thread Cob and all around good guy Weasel submitted this great impression.......

From our sharp shooting 'Ette Sharon, Willow's Apprentice: "This is long but a pretty amazing story. There were times it made me cry but all I could think about was how amazing and resilient the Israelis are. Towards the end, someone says It is not about her. It is about us. Exactly."

Longtime 'Ette Miley thought the following story would be good ONT fare, I can't argue. The curious case of the disappearing Hydrox cookies
Oreo, the Hydrox knockoff, has been accused of burying its competitor by scoring sweetheart deals with grocers. Does it wield too much power over smaller rivals

Audrey Peard is searching for an elusive, chocolatey piece of Americana: a package of Hydrox cookies. She’s visited multiple grocery stores near her home in the Bronx, followed a Facebook group, and even talked to a manager at a production facility in El Segundo, California, about supply shortages.

“Almost 30, 40 years I’ve been on the trail for Hydrox,” she says. “And it’s a dirty path, I tell you.”

Howdy,

I generated this picture out of a conversation on one of the afternoon threads last Friday. Perhaps you or one of the other COBs can use it.

Best,
“Captain Obvious”

I saw this and thought of your examples of throat singing.
Tibetan throat singing:
AZ deplorable moron

Hey MH, my little combo is going to do this song and I stumbled on this cover. I thought you might like it for one of your hidden links or a musical interlude.

I figure it's a song for our times.

Hope all is well.- Pete Seria

Your DNA as well as the victim's together? A hand in the pocket is worth a life sentence. Genius Award Winner.

A Colorado security guard was recently arrested after authorities discovered a severed human hand in his coat pocket. Solomon Martinez, 26, was booked into jail on suspicion of first-degree murder last week, according to an arrest affidavit obtained by The Pueblo Chieftain.

Pueblo police said they responded to a report of a homicide at Fountain Creek south of Highway 47 on January 10. Officers found a deceased woman in the creek, who hasn't been publicly identified as of Thursday morning (January 18).

A day before the gruesome discovery, Martinez's roommate contacted police about the security guard washing blood off himself with a car wash hose, the affidavit claims. The roommate also claimed Martinez asked for help digging a 10-foot hole, authorities wrote.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by a Camping Meme submitted to us by Iris.

Notice: Posted with permission by someone claiming to be Ace from the Ace Media Empire's Officer's Club. So here it is, The ONT.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:48 PM

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