Disney Disaster Watch: Rey Movie "Suspended Indefinitely;" She-Hulk Cancelled for Being Too Stunning and Brave

via TheJamesMadison, a scooper says that Disney's Rey Palpatine movie, to be directed by a hardcore feminist activist and neophyte diversity hire director, has been "suspended indefinitely," which happens to most of Kaffeine Kennedy's announced projects.

Now, LucasFilm is denying this, and claiming the film is still "upcoming."

The problem with that is that we know LucasFilm has indefinitely suspended -- shelved forever -- a ton of projects which they never admit have been shelved.

Kaffeine Kennedy is constantly spamming out "upcoming movies" that are never actually made. She has claimed that:

* Spherical-headed cretin and giggling expectations-subverter Rion Johnson will be directing a Star Wars trilogy

* Architect of Marvel's downfall Kevin Feige will be directing a Star Wars movie or even a trilogy

* The duo responsible for the catastrophic conclusion of Game of Thrones will be directing a new Star Wars trilogy

* Wonder Woman flop queen Patty Jenkins will be directing at least one stand-alone Star Wars movie

* Indiana Jones destroyer James Mangold will be directing a Star Wars trilogy

* A random autistic bluehair nosering lesbian plucked off the street will be directing a Star Wars trilogy, whether she is willing or unwilling -- either way, she will be forced to direct a Star Wars trilogy

That last one is unconfirmed, but the rest were announced by Kaffy.

Kaffy looks around for whoever is hot at this very second and then signs them up for one or three star wars movies. Then their hotness fades quickly -- the Game of Thrones guys were so eager to finish Game of Thrones that they didn't bother to actually finish it; men positioned Patty Jenkins for success for the first Wonder Woman movie, but then she got too big for her britches and decided she'd write the second movie herself (There were no survivors) -- and their movies are never discussed again.

It's almost as if Kaffeine Kennedy has the Reverse Midas Touch, instantly turning every hot prospect into a box office failure.

Kaffeine Kennedy spams out these Fake Movie Announcements whenever she feels her position is shaky and that she might be fired, which is always. She makes Fake Movie Announcements the way other women get their hair done -- she makes up a Fake Movie Announcement whenever she wants to feel pretty.

The truth is that Kaffeine Kennedy had her power to greenlight movies taken away from her after Rise of Skywalker. The franchise has been put on permanent hold since then.

All of the movies listed above are not happening. They are cancelled. But LucasFilm does not admit they're cancelled. They still claim that Rion Johnson's trilogy is still "in development," and is only delayed because Rion Johnson is so very, very busy making one "Glass Onion" sequel every three or four years.

So when LucasFilm claims that the Rey Palpatine movie is "still in development," I wonder: You mean, like Kevin Feige's movie? Like Patty Jenkins' movie? Like the Game of Thrones idiots' trilogy?

There is further evidence the movie has been shelved -- after the feminist activist went on her own rogue, freelance publicity tour for a movie not slated to premiere until 2025 at earliest, Disney rushed out a quickie press release claiming that the only man that fans have some amount of trust in, Jon Favreau, would be directing a movie based on the only part of the Star Wars universe fans have any lingering interest in, the Mandoverse.

The strong -- nay, overpowering -- suspicion is that Disney was panicked by the blowback against the "I enjoy making men feel uncomfortable" movie and rushed out a bullshit pitch for a different movie to distract from the Rey movie debacle.

Like spraying a room with Fabreeze Tropical to cover up a pungent Egg McMuffin fart. One of those farts that is especially unsettling because it smells almost the same coming out as it tasted going in, which causes you to realize, in disgust: All the food we eat is just farts in solid form.

Adding to this suspicion is that this Mandoverse movie is, reportedly, 1, taking over the Pinewood Studios space that Disney had rented out to make the Rey movie, and 2, is just the last two episodes of the fourth season of the Mandolorian, which strongly -- nigh undeniably -- suggests that the last two episodes of that series were just ordered to be made into a movie so that Bob Iger would have something to put into theaters while denying, again, that another Fake Star Wars Movie was in fact cancelled.

Bob Iger hasn't changed his woke imperatives -- but he does have a shareholder proxy fight on his hands. He can't continue making these woke bombs, but he also can't offend the Woke Revolutionaries by admitting they're cancelled.

So Disney won't admit that She-Hulk has been cancelled and won't be back for a second season. The show's woke "star," however, let it slip that Disney said "No thanks!" to a season 2.

Tatiana Maslany, the actor who played Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk, in She-Hulk: Attorney At Law, has dashed any hopes of a second season of Marvel's divisive Disney Plus show.

Appearing on streamer NerdIncorrect's Twitch gameshow Codenames Live, Maslany was asked by the host, "Should we hope for a season 2?"

"I don't think so," Maslany replied. "I think we blew our budget, and Disney was like, 'no thanks!'"

Yeah, it was just the budget. Disney routinely spends $300 million+ on bomb movies, but She-Hulk was cancelled only because you spent too much.

(The show had a budget of $225 million, reportedly, and featured the picture-perfect CGI and gold-plated production values for which Disney+ TV shows are justifiably famous. Sure it cost $225 million, but you could see at least $40-50 million right there on the screen.)

Maslany's statement isn't official, of course, but it sounds quite final.

Yes and it's the last we'll hear of it. As already emphasized, Disney and LucasFilm simply refuse to admit that their crap projects are cancelled. They just go "into development" forever.

A second season of the show was never discussed by Marvel, although head writer Jessica Gao has said she had ideas for further seasons, and the final episode left the possibility open.

LOL. Shyeah right, Jessica Gao, I can't wait to see the new genius ideas you have for a season 2.

If you want to watch a brutal come-down, watch Midnight's Edge comparison of how She-Hulk's putative "star" was talking when she thought she was on top of the world, with the much more humble tone she has assumed now that she is out-of-work.

I mean, she's appearing on a Twitch game show, and admits she's looking for "leads" for her next job.

Meanwhile, Disney has settled, with secret terms of course, a lawsuit by film financier TSG, which claimed that Disney was using fraudulent "Hollywood accounting" to avoid paying out profits on its few profitable movies.

Disney and 20th Century Studios have settled a breach of contract lawsuit from film financier TSG Entertainment, which accused them of withholding profits and self-dealing to boost subscriber numbers for their streaming platforms.

Lawyers for both sides notified the court on Jan. 5 of a deal to resolve the dueling suits. Terms of the agreement weren't disclosed.

The case centered on an independent audit of three films TSG invested in, including best picture winner The Shape of Water, that revealed it's owed at least $40 million. This shortfall, the company alleged, caused it to take a worse position in its investment of Avatar: The Way of Water and deprived it of the cash necessary to exercise options to invest in other movies.

Lastly, a story not about Disney but about another entertainment company which went woke.

Remember when the Hallmark Movie Channel suddenly had gay characters in all of their Christmas romance movies?

Not sure that's working out too well for them, because their CEO, "Wonya Lucas," "abruptly" announced her retirement in August, and now four of her handpicked executives have been fired.

Despite rising to the top of the ratings as the most-watched entertainment network on cable TV last year, per a recent Hallmark press release, the company laid off four key executives on January 10, 2024, according to Deadline. The changes come five months after former Hallmark Media CEO Wonya Lucas announced she would soon be stepping down from her role by the end of 2023.

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All four women were hired during Lucas' tenure as CEO and reported to her. When Lucas announced her impending departure in August, the company said Mike Perry, CEO of parent company Hallmark Cards Inc., would work closely with the the executive team to manage the transition and future planning.

They worked closely with them as they escorted them out of the building carrying boxes of their personal items.

Via Clownfish TV, WDW Pro, Valliant Renegade, and Adam Friend.

Here's some good media news. Apparently Baldur's Gate 3 is the game of the year and one of the best computer games ever created, and it's only going to get better now that players can unlock and download a new major-league NPC for the game.

I hear that Mac will be a downloadable character for Mortal Kombat.

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