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January 16, 2024

Big Bad Beluga Bully Cafe

A Grand Teton... a big, perky teton
by @haydlynch

Are you really into traffic optimization, geometry, and civil planning? Then boy do I have the clip for you, Poindexter!

And oh boy, Poindexter, if you're into meteorology and fluid dynamics too, then today is your special day!

Digital clock that's completely mechanical. You'll see.

The Lettuce Whisperer.

Human dispatches his pet jumping spider to kill a fly on his picnic table. I dunno, I think a swatter would have done the job.

Oof -- Tiger shark attacks kayak. Stressful. This is even more stressful.

Some post on sea otter facts that will probably appeal to no one.

"The power of Illuuuuusion," he said, gayly.

One Rocking Horse is Joe Biden , the Senile Old War Mongering President of the United States , and the smaller Rocking Horse is Kamala Harris , the giggling , stoned out of brains , embarrassing Vice President of the United States . pic.twitter.com/KFfrNjwOq4
— Kio Amachree (@kio_amachree) March 1, 2023

The level of detail of this Mercedes Benz Pullman model

[📹 nicehomieinc]pic.twitter.com/Hbk1kSzQdM
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) January 16, 2024

This is all done with... CGI and a physics simulator.

Crash test simulation made in https://t.co/O33JMaaac8 with impact effects at increasing speeds

[📹 labcrash]pic.twitter.com/KtVhdBOUM0
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) January 16, 2024

It looks real. Maybe Marvel should hire whoever is coding these bus impact sims.

Note: Gundo tells me that "beamng.drive" is a driving game, not a crash simulator. Although, obviously, a driving game will have a crash simulator built into it.

Juno, a beluga whale living at the Mystic Aquarium, Connecticut, is a big fan of fright or at least, a fan of scaring the kids who visit him. Like any typical teenager, 13-year-old Juno can be a little mischievous.pic.twitter.com/gDHdCBjvGs
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) January 16, 2024

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"The power of Illuuuuusion," he said, gayly. One Rocking Horse is Joe Biden , the Senile Old War Mongering President of the United States , and the smaller Rocking Horse is Kamala Harris , the giggling , stoned out of brains , embarrassing Vice President of the United States . pic.twitter.com/KFfrNjwOq4 — Kio Amachree (@kio_amachree) March 1, 2023 The level of detail of this Mercedes Benz Pullman model [📹 nicehomieinc]pic.twitter.com/Hbk1kSzQdM — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) January 16, 2024 This is all done with... CGI and a physics simulator. Crash test simulation made in https://t.co/O33JMaaac8 with impact effects at increasing speeds [📹 labcrash]pic.twitter.com/KtVhdBOUM0 — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) January 16, 2024 It looks real. Maybe Marvel should hire whoever is coding these bus impact sims. Note: Gundo tells me that "beamng.drive" is a driving game, not a crash simulator. Although, obviously, a driving game will have a crash simulator built into it. 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