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Quick HitsMelania Trump has been attending her sick mother for a long while. Today, she sadly announces her mother's passing: MELANIA TRUMP @MELANIATRUMP Chris Christie dropped out like a big fat sweaty loser, and also an ungracious loser. Chris Christie loves talking with his base -- leftwing "journalists" who know he can be relied upon to attack any conservative Republican they ask him to trash, as McCain did before him -- and so he had to confide to his "journalist" frenz that Nikki Haley "is not up to this" and is going to "get smoked." I don't disagree -- but Chris Christie is a big fat sack of nasty self-regard. He's the world's most pock-marked and obese 8th grade girl. My friend, neither_steve_in_hb_nor_not_steve_in_hb, had the right read on Chris Christie a decade ago, when I still thought he was a "gutsy truth-teller who wasn't afraid of the leftwing lobby." Boy was I a big stupid fat loudmouth moron. Kind of like Chris Christie, but not that fat. Can we finally be done with this galaxy-assed catspaw for liberal Democrat billionaires? LOL, just kidding, this whole Vanity The discovery of Yellowstone National Park's first case of chronic wasting disease (CWD) last month has raised concerns that the fatal brain disease may someday spread to humans, according to some scientists. From Technofog: the guy that Fani Willis was paying to schlong her pocketed $1 million in legal fees from her, and has never tried a RICO case before. His main qualification? He hits her in the back of the vag just right. The Special Prosecutor has pocketed $1 million in legal fees. The Paolo, Attorney-At-Law. I already mentioned that The Paolo, Attorney-At-Law took some of the taxpayer money Fani Willis was directing into his bank accounts to wine, dine, and sixty-nine her. Techno Fog @Techno_Fog There's a lot of that going on in the Democrat Marxist Party. One of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's (D-NY) former top aides reportedly laid aside quite a bit of money in donor funds from his political action committee (PAC) for himself. The partisan traitor serving as judge in Trump's New York political prosecution has forbidden the defendant to speak in his own defense.
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