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White House Orders Cabinet Heads to Inform the "President" If They Cannot Perform Their DutiesLet me save everyone the time: None of them is capable of performing their duties. Pete Buttigieg fucked off to play mommy for months and months and then have a secret vacay in Portugal and no one even noticed he was gone. White House orders cabinet secretaries to notify if unable to perform duties amid Lloyd Austin Scandal https://t.co/t8ghmwRgVL -- The Messenger (@TheMessenger) January 9, 2024
The White House said it is reviewing Cabinet protocols for delegating authority after it was revealed that defense secretary Lloyd Austin suffered from prostate cancer and had kept even President Biden in the dark over his condition https://t.co/oxjuJns6oL pic.twitter.com/3l3rX5Lynp
I wonder if Austin informed the people really running the government -- Obama's staffers.
But he's a very private man, so. Breaking911 @Breaking911 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Here's a big question: Breaking911 @Breaking911
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