Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/13/24)

And at that moment, John’s wife elbows him in the ribs and shouts “JOHN, YOU ARE DREAMING…STOP POOPING IN THE BED” (H/T TNDeplorable)

For those of us who are *29 we might not be familiar with these cereals.

Movies and TV shows have always found ways to partner with cereal companies as part of their promotional strategy.

It actually kind of makes sense. The box sits in someone's pantry or on the breakfast table every morning giving the movie or TV show title plenty of time to become engrained in the consumer's head.

Then, there were the little plastic toys that came in the cereal boxes that made kids clamor for their parents to pull over the shopping cart so they could get a better look. The kids (and their parents) were hooked.

If I want to watch George Carlin, I'll watch the real one. Thank you very much.

A.I. George Carlin Drops A Comedy Special Real George Carlin Would Despise

Kelly Carlin, daughter of the late comic George Carlin, has already made it clear what she thinks of artificial intelligence bots like ChatGPT that are churning out “jokes” in the style of her father. “I wish he were here to rip AI a (new) asshole.”

I have seen one of these in the wild. Impressive site.

"The King Is Dead"—Wisconsin's 15-Year-Old Albino Buck Is No More
Wisconsin does not allow the shooting of albino deer, allowing for a long life for the big buck.

Some of my selections tonight, nothing from This Day In Music.

I saw this story earlier in the week. Another blow to us of the age *29.

STICKY SUBJECT Fruit Stripe discontinues popular gum after 54 years and fans call for a ‘moment of silence’
Fans are mourning the loss of a nostalgic gum

I'm happy I only have to put with Black Bears here where I fish.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Genius Award Winner.

A Florida woman is facing several charges after she allegedly pepper-sprayed her ex-girlfriend and ran over the victim with a vehicle. Miami-Dade police arrested 37-year-old Sharron Wright on Christmas Eve over an incident that reportedly happened early Thanksgiving morning (November 23), according to an arrest report obtained by WPLG.

The alleged attack unfolded after 5:30 a.m. at an apartment complex on Southwest 107th Avenue in the county's West Perrine area. The victim and her current girlfriend approached someone's apartment after Wright told that person to check her doorbell camera and vehicle tires, which were reportedly vandalized.

The suspect then pulled up in her car, and the ex-girlfriend attempted to "defuse the situation," police wrote. That's when Wright allegedly maced her former partner in the face and punched her repeatedly, the report states. Officers claim the victim's current girlfriend tried breaking up the fight, but she was also pepper-sprayed and attacked.

At some point, Wright's son, who was inside the car, hopped out and joined in the brawl, according to cops.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:45 PM

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