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![]() NBC "News" finally noticed that Hunter Biden's "business" partner emailed Vice President Joe Biden 54 times during his term in office. That's a lot of involvement in a "business" for someone with no involvement in that business. We haven't seen the emails yet, but the timing is suspicious: Biden really increased his email traffic with Hunter's "business" partner just before, and just after, Biden's trips to... Ukraine. All told, then-Vice President Biden emailed Schwerin 35 times before and after his 2014 trips to Ukraine. Five emails were exchanged just prior to a trip by Vice President Biden to Ukraine on June 7, 2014, and 27 emails were sent from the end of June to a second trip to Ukraine by Biden on Nov. 21, 2014. But I'm sure it was all just talk about the weather. And trains, probably. And graft. A federal district judge has invalidated most of the state's new "gun free zones." Obviously, California attempted to make virtually the entire state a "gun free zone." In a 43-page opinion handed down late Wednesday, Carney described SB 2 as "repugnant to the Second Amendment, and openly defiant of the Supreme Court." The law "turns nearly every public place in California into a 'sensitive place,'" according to Carney, "effectively abolishing the Second Amendment rights of law-abiding and exceptionally qualified citizens to be armed and to defend themselves in public."
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But Semafor says the sex tapes are still floating around in the intertubes. Apparently the identity of the man making the videos can't be confirmed, though his identity is suspected. Newhouse's office investigated and found no violation. Probably due to the difficulty of identifying exactly who is on the tape.
If you want to know what's going on with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's massive Koolau Ranch compound on the Hawaiian island of Kauai, there's no use asking anyone involved in its construction -- they're all bound by strict nondisclosure agreements. Environmentalism for you, indulgent opulence that would make the Bourbon kings blush for moi. Ugh. Some women have really, really been broken by social media. In this story, I'm not that concerned about whatever mysterious behavior that took place in a bathroom stall during a Christmas party got her fired from work. It was either sex or drugs, obviously. That happens. (Though it happens less often at a nursery Christmas party.) What is bizarre to me is that she rushed to social media to brag about getting fired, and to complain that the other person involved in the scandalous bathroom behavior didn't get fired, too. Leftwing women really, really want to be INTERNET STARS! and believe anything they do, no matter how disgraceful or revolting, is fuel for their TikTok rocketship to fame. A woman claimed she was "sacked" after attending a holiday party her job threw, revealing on TikTok the termination letter she received from her boss. She posts this picture of herself, which makes her look like some kind of bizarre demon Lolita. And given the amount of careful curation these internet thots put into the photos they publish, the effect was intentional. ![]() Why is this AWFL sharing this? Has she no actual real-life friends she can seek solace from? These AWFLs need to get the **** off TikTok and reconnect with the real world. And maybe call up their fathers for advice on how to straighten their lives out. Just kidding, their fathers abandoned them when they were 7. That's why they're like this. Narcissism -- it's the cocaine of the 20's. (Holy shit we're in "the 20's." That never occurred to me before.) Meanwhile, Disney-owned ABC "News" is freaking out because Speaker Johnson took his daughter to a "purity ball"... in 2015. They're really doing a deep dig on this guy to find any dirt. Meanwhile, the "news" outfit led by Clinton spinner George Stephanopolous can't find any time to report on Joe or Hunter Biden's corruption.
Speaker Mike Johnson and daughter were profiled attending 'purity ball' in 2015 German TV news segment "Unearthed." This is a lie. It was handed to them by Democrat black operators. The "unearthing" consisted of ABC "News" clicking on a file that one of their favorite Democrat dirt merchants sent them. The German news segment documented Johnson and his family preparing for and then attending a purity ball, a controversial formal dance event, popular among some conservative Christians, that gained notoriety in the early 2000s. At a typical event, fathers and their teenage daughters dress in formal ball attire for a night that involves dinner and dancing and culminates with the daughter signing a pledge to her father to abstain from dating and to remain sexually abstinent until marriage. These people know that family members dance non-sexually all the time, right? They know that the father traditionally dances with the bride at a wedding, right? It is a sign of the fathomless perversions of the left that they see a daughter and a father at an event and immediately think: "Incest." Because, of course, that's what they'd be doing.
.... LOL, the left that wants to have "rap seshes" about sex with 7-year-olds is objecting to "objectifying girls."
Times have changed, eh? So you have a choice: Either you can try to teach your little girls sexual restraint or you can expect that they'll be posting on social media about being fired for snorting coke off a coworker's dick in a bathroom during a nursery Christmas party. Choose wisely. You're not going to believe this, but a study -- yes, a study -- has demonstrated that someone's actual sex is a better indicator of their athletic performance than his "gender identity" is. So, like, genes, bone density, muscle mass, and hormones have more of an impact on how strong an athlete is than, say, what kind of Cute Haircut that athlete wears to "present" as female, or which cutesy girl's name the athlete picks as his new fake name.* It's astonishing, cutting edge stuff. But I bet you the I Believe In The Science (TM) brigade won't be believing this particular science.
Objectives To test the hypothesis that, controlling for age, natal-sex differences in running performance are lower among non-binary athletes than in the rest of the population. To test the hypothesis that natal-male non-binary athletes outperform natal-female non-binary athletes.
* Every notice transgenders don't pick out a cohort-appropriate fake name -- that is, they do not pick from the names actually being given to girls in the year they were born, but instead choose on of the trendy names being given out to children currently? Like Bruce Jenner decided he was "Caitlyn." Oh, "Caitlyn"? So you were born in 1997, huh? Motherfucker, you were born in the nineteen fucking fifties. You Fake Girl Name should be Peg or Dottie or Mavis. The names they're picking make it less possible for them to pass. They pick out stripper names, exotic names, and names that are now only common among five-year-olds. Never a Cathy, always a Caitlin. Never a Betty, always a Bijou. | Recent Comments
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