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December 16, 2023

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/16/23)

The Saturday Night Joke

A man was telling his buddy over coffee, "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose."

"Holy Smokes", replied the friend, "She actually said that?”
The father replied, "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that. I'm paraphrasing a little.

"What she actually said was, Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Biden's 2024 re-election campaign."

(H/T AZ deplorable moron)

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IN DISGUISE 'He took them right out the door,' says sheriff who busted 'thief's wild scheme to pretend to be a Walmart worker'

Upon review of security footage, Athens Police saw Jarnow walk into the store, put on the employee vest, and start walking items outside.

"He took them right out the door," Guy said.

"He looked like he was just any employee taking some items outside."

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Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose." "Holy Smokes", replied the friend, "She actually said that?” The father replied, "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that. I'm paraphrasing a little. "What she actually said was, Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Biden's 2024 re-election campaign." (H/T AZ deplorable moron) * Boffins say potatoes should be stripped of 'vegetable' status -- chippy owners disagree Too heavy for a Saturday Night ONT? * Top 100 Live Albums Yes? No? Maybe? *** IN DISGUISE 'He took them right out the door,' says sheriff who busted 'thief's wild scheme to pretend to be a Walmart worker' Upon review of security footage, Athens Police saw Jarnow walk into the store, put on the employee vest, and start walking items outside. "He took them right out the door," Guy said. "He looked like he was just any employee taking some items outside." 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