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Quick HitsAfter Hamas broke yet another ceasefire by sending terrorists to murder civilians at a bus stop, Israel began pounding Hamas positions. The Israel Defense Forces resumed its military offensive in the Gaza Strip on Friday after a week-long truce as the Hamas terror group broke the ceasefire, firing rockets into Israel and failing to provide a list of hostages it intended to release by 7 a.m. Palestinian Health Authorities report that the renewed offensive had destroyed 47 hospitals and has killed 440,000 Palestinian civilians, including 750,000 children and 5 million dogs. Christiane Amanpour was the first American Journalist to report the scoop.
Mocking Newsom's claim that California is "the Freedom State," DeSantis points out that : DeSantis: "California does have freedoms that other states don't. You have the freedom to defecate in public. You have the freedom to pitch a tent on Sunset Boulevard. You have the freedom to create a homeless camp and even light it on fire. You have the freedom to have an open air drug market and use drugs. You have the freedom if you're an illegal alien to get these taxpayer benefits. So those are freedoms--they're not freedoms our founding fathers envisioned but they have contributed to the destruction of the quality of life in California. People are leaving the state because they have failed to addressing the homeless population." When Newsom tried to claim that Florida censors school books, DeSantis whipped out a pornographic page from Gender Queer.
Zelenskyy: Providing support for Israel hurts Ukraine's war effort. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky told the Associated Press in an interview published Friday that "only the blind" cannot see that his country has lost attention and support following the Hamas atrocities against Israel on October 7, which prompted an ongoing war to eradicate the terrorist organization. Pro-Hamas protesters protest at the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. But we totally have to respecc the Muslim holidays! A counter-protester showed up with... An American flag. Pro-Hamas agitators screamed "alluha ackbar" and tried to rip it from his hands. They Just Want to Breathe (TM). Speaking of people who brutalize children: The school shut-downs demanded by the teachers unions have resulted in kids just never coming back to school. Extreme levels of student absence have spiked in schools across the country since the pandemic began, according to data released Friday by Attendance Works, a nonprofit research initiative. Are you getting tired of The Message that it's okay for white children to suffer, and that it only becomes a problem when Minorities Are Hardest Hit? Do White Children Matter, or not?
You will never guess what happened next. Or maybe you would -- today, the degenerate Twitter Addict and attention junkie Keith Olbermann is back on Twitter. He couldn't kick his drama monkey habit for a day. Dolls' Lives Matter:
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