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September 26, 2023

Daily Tech News 26 September 2023

Top Story

Hong Kong crypto exchange JPEX increased withdrawal fees to $999 and set a withdrawal limit of $1000 a week ago amid fears that JPEX was a fraud and would soon collapse. (Web3 Is Going Great)

Nah, everything will be fine.
Hong Kong crypto exchange JPEX collapsed yesterday and the senior management are on the run. (Web3 Is Going Great)

Everything will be fine.
Hong Kong crypto exchange Mixin was hacked and thieves made off with $200 million. (Web3 Is Going Great)

Fine, I tell you.

Tech News

Samsung has announced that LPCAMM memory modules for laptops will be arriving next year. (Tom's Hardware)

These replace the existing SODIMMs - or more often, replace memory soldered directly to the motherboard. The modules are 128 bits wide so you only need one of them - and they're about the same size as a single SODIMM - and are designed to use low power, high speed LPDDR5X chips.

They will be available in capacities from 32GB to 128GB, which means that finally we won't be stuck with laptops that have everything you need except they ship with 8GB of RAM and it's solder in place.

I expect to see these modules soldered in place, because laptop manufactures seem to be driven as much by malice as anything else.
Apple: Removes button from the iPhone.
Totally Unbiased Press: This is the greatest thing ever!

Apple: Adds button to the iPhone
Totally Unbiased Press: This is the greatest thing ever! (The Verge)

Whatever would we do without our news media?

Disclaimer: Retire to our summer homes on Mars, probably, to live out our remaining centuries in peace and harmony.

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