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September 25, 2023

Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/25/23)

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Tonight's Featured Comment

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What's that old line, "Never let a challenge go to waste?"

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ATLANTA – An investigator with the Fulton County District Attorney’s Office experienced a negligent discharge and shot herself while inside a restroom at the county courthouse on Friday.

The investigator “accidentally” shot herself in the leg while inside the 4th-floor handicapped bathroom stall and had to be transported via ambulance to a nearby hospital, according to officials, Fox 5 reported.

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Concrete Made 30% Stronger by Adding Waste Coffee Grounds–Cutting Emissions and Mining in the Process *** A handgun is not a battery operated boyfriend, or so I've been told. ATLANTA – An investigator with the Fulton County District Attorney’s Office experienced a negligent discharge and shot herself while inside a restroom at the county courthouse on Friday. The investigator “accidentally” shot herself in the leg while inside the 4th-floor handicapped bathroom stall and had to be transported via ambulance to a nearby hospital, according to officials, Fox 5 reported. ***** Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by New Math. Notice: Posted without express permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. 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