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September 25, 2023

Gaige Grosskreutz, Who Was Ably Disarmed by Kyle Rittenhouse, Is Struck by an SUV and Dragged Beneath It for 20 Feet

What a terrible thing to happen to such a lovely guy.

The SUV driver was black, so, I dunno. Narrative fail, I guess?

Apparently it was a hit-and-run. So yay for decarceration?

He has changed his name to "Paul Pediger," because he feared people weren't thinking of him as a child predator enough.

In addition to the new moniker and hipster beard disguise, Pediger/Grosskreutz now sports numerous broken bones, cervical spinal damage, a punctured liver, teeth injuries, and a serious case of road rash.
Grosskreutz/Pediger has since launched a GoFundMe site where he is taking tips to help him through these trying times. He doesn't mention he is the infamous subversive who pulled a gun on Rittenhouse and had his arm destroyed.

Gaige Grosskreutz, the man who was shot in the bicep after attacking Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha, Wisconsin, was hit by a car in a hit-and-run incident.

Grosskreutz suffered a lacerated liver and broke multiple bones according to a report.

Grosskreutz, who has since changed his… pic.twitter.com/7uDJrpYnhZ
— Joshua Rodriguez (@Joshuajered) September 23, 2023

It takes a heart of stone not to laugh.

I do not have a heart of stone.

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So yay for decarceration? He has changed his name to "Paul Pediger," because he feared people weren't thinking of him as a child predator enough. In addition to the new moniker and hipster beard disguise, Pediger/Grosskreutz now sports numerous broken bones, cervical spinal damage, a punctured liver, teeth injuries, and a serious case of road rash. Grosskreutz/Pediger has since launched a GoFundMe site where he is taking tips to help him through these trying times. He doesn't mention he is the infamous subversive who pulled a gun on Rittenhouse and had his arm destroyed. Gaige Grosskreutz, the man who was shot in the bicep after attacking Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha, Wisconsin, was hit by a car in a hit-and-run incident. Grosskreutz suffered a lacerated liver and broke multiple bones according to a report. Grosskreutz, who has since changed his… pic.twitter.com/7uDJrpYnhZ — Joshua Rodriguez (@Joshuajered) September 23, 2023 It takes a heart of stone not to laugh. 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