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Quick Hits![]() To make allowances for the 50-year-old high school moron John Fetterman -- to "center" him -- Charles Schumer has ended the Senate's dress code. So just rock up in your hoodie and sweats. 'S'all good. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) quietly has directed the Senate's Sergeant at Arms to no longer enforce the chamber's informal dress code for its members, Axios has learned. A court has ruled that a former Yale student, accused of r4pe by another student in the frenzy of #MeToo, may sue his accuser now that he's been acquitted of the charges by an actual jury. Good. We need consequences. The former Yale student who was acquitted of rape in 2018 -- but later ousted from the Ivy League institution -- can sue his accuser for defamation over statements she made during a school hearing, the Connecticut Supreme Court ruled this summer. Some good consequences there -- if schools do not treat quasi-trials more like real trials, then the normal rules which would protect a complaining witness do not apply. So schools are incentivized to provide actual due process, or expose the complaining witnesses they're trying to protect to later legal exposure. In simpler terms: If there's no due process protection for the boy, then there's no qualified immunity for the girl. You choose, woke kangaroo courts. New Mexico's tyrant, La Emperatiz Lujan-Gresham, has announced new unilateral, unconstitutional burdens on the right to carry arms because why not. Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (D-NM) announced a narrower public health order temporarily banning the carry of guns at parks and playgrounds in the Albuquerque, New Mexico, area after a broader suspension was struck down by a federal judge. Alex Baldwin's motion to stay a lawsuit against him for his Rust killing has been denied. The key gaffer on the indie-western film "Rust" has moved forward with the lawsuit against Alec Baldwin for the fatal shooting of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.
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