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Covid Makes Smart People Stupid, And Also Joe Biden
He had a covid rapid antigen test at home. That test showed that he was negative for covid. This infectious disease expert decided that that test wasn't enough. Covid had mutated since that test was developed. He had to know whether he had covid or not. He didn't want to just self-isolate and monitor his symptoms. No, he needed to attack the covid mosquito with a Science Sledgehammer. So here's what this Rare and Elevated Genius did: He then trudged to not one but two different drug stores to pick up newer covid tests, exposing all the customers and workers at those drug stores to whatever bug he had. Because Science.
Via David Strom at Hot Air, the hypochondraical maniac Kent Sepkowicz tells his story of obsessively tracking down covid tests to serially test for it, over a course of days, exposing innocent bystanders to whatever illness he was in fact carrying. The below isn't a parody of Kent's actions -- it's Kent's actual account of what he did. This though was just the start. Remember? One negative test on the first day of symptoms, especially with the rapid antigen test, is not determinative. I went through the house looking for masks (found a few) and N95s (found just one) and looked for any test kits that might be hidden away, stacked somewhere in a moment of last year's supreme epidemiologic overconfidence. I found none. But you stood within a couple of feet of him wearing an ineffective N95 mask though, right? But you're An Hero for using a credit card. BTW don't most drug stores have self-checkout lines now?
He's congratulating himself for being an obsessive-compulsive wreck of a "man." All because he... caught a cold. But highly educated neurotics aren't the only people made stupid by covid. Covid also makes deeply stupid people deeply stupider. Take Joe Biden for example-- he was just exposed to covid by his Retard Whore wife, who has covid. So what does he do? He hangs a medal around the neck -- coming within nuzzling, sniffing distance of the man's mouth -- of a 81-year-old veteran hero. Note that 81-year-olds are in fact put in peril by an exposure to covid. Biden wants to scare the shit out of Americans to comply with his election-year covid alarmism, but can't be assed to reschedule a routine awards presentation for an 81-year-old man who might even be as decrepit and frail as he is. Just to stick it to sane Americans further, he didn't bother wearing a mask while coming within inches of the man's mouth. I know masks don't do anything -- and so does Biden, apparently. But he'll mandate them for Americans on public transportation and for children in schools anyway. Just to humiliate you. Just to let you know who makes the rules, and who suffers the rules. Shortly before the event, KJP said during a press conference that Joe would be wearing a mask anyway while indoors or near other people unless he was speaking, eating, or drinking. And he did show up to Taylor's ceremony wearing a mask. But he took it off while giving some opening remarks and left it off even when placing the medal around the 81-year-old hero's neck, leaning only inches away from his face. The New York Post:
This was the event I mentioned yesterday, where Biden couldn't be bothered to stick around for the whole ceremony and pulled an Irish Goodbye midway through.
J.J. Sefton covered the reaction from veterans about this massive show of disrespect this morning. Biden, 80, abruptly left the ceremony after fastening the nation's highest military decoration around the neck of retired Army Capt. Larry Taylor, 81, before the closing benediction was read by Chaplain Brig. Gen. William Green Jr. Don't worry, though: Biden was possibly not spitting early to get a head start on his Daily Vacation. He might just have been a confused, demented old man who wasn't sure where he was supposed to go: Some questioned whether Biden's sudden departure was pre-planned or another case of the doddering leader being unsure of where to go after giving public remarks. Biden doesn't bother wearing a mask despite being exposed to covid when getting up close and personal with an 81-year-old man. But NBC "News" breathlessly reports that a fresh covid panic has been scheduled by The Regime and your participation is required. Hospitalizations are rising. Deaths have ticked up. Wastewater samples are picking up the virus, as are labs across the country. Are hospitalizations really "a very good indicator of severity of covid disease"? Ed Morrissey answers:
But Biden is failing, badly, and covid panic worked for him in 2020 (including suspending all rational rules about vote integrity), so Here We Go Again.
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