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Health & FITNEZZZ NEWZZZHulkamania GAINZZZ: Hulk Hogan says he's dropped 40 pounds after giving up booze 8 months ago. Lookin' good, brother! A lot of chronic conditions are due to diet. And not just on the macro level. But some people can digest, for example, gluten without incident, but other people will get cramps and diarrhea (or worse) from it. I know Jordan Peterson's daughter cured herself of several maladies -- I think a serious autoimmune disorder -- from pursing an "eliminationist" diet in which she cut out everything but meat. Some of the things she cut out turned out to have been causing her problems. I don't know if she ever identified what those were.
Many a person has blamed "beer goggles" following a regrettable one-night stand, but a new study suggests that there's no such thing. The "study" is weak. They asked subjects to rate people's looks, when the subjects were both sober and inebriated. This is... this far removed from a genuine Beer Goggles Scenario. They attempted to make the looking-at-pictures game more "realistic" by telling the subjects they could, maybe, meet and date the people they were rating. This is stupid. I don't even know why I have to explain this. Beer Goggles is a phenomenon regarding people you're looking to pick up and go to bed with within the next couple of hours. It's not about looking at pictures and saying "Gee I'd maybe like to meet her one day." Beer Goggles don't do Hypotheticals and Contingent Possible Future Dating Scenarios. It's a very pragmatic, real-world-results oriented thing. ... I think this study was conducted by people trying to convince themselves that they weren't just the 2-at-10, 10-at-2 consolation prize. You know what they should study? Ace of Spades Commenter Section Goggles. Guys walk into these comments and start proclaiming they'd bang virtually anything. Dudes, save that kind of talk for 11:50 pm. Game faces, dudes. Regular readers and commenters on the Ace of Spades website have a lower risk of dementia, a new study says. The study speaks vaguely of "use of the internet" but I know they mean "reading AoSHQ." Older adults who [read Ace of Spades] regularly have nearly half the risk of dementia as adults with limited internet use, according to a report in the Journal of the American Geriatrics Society. The study also suggested that the more years of regular [consumption of AoS content], the more pronounced the dementia benefits become. You're welcome. On the other hand: Social media is one of the worst things that ever happened to our society, Legal Insurrection says. But then again, scientists warn that reading Legal Insurrection actually increases your risk of dementia. So consider the source! Scientists say they've discovered another "breakthrough" in fighting one form of childhood cancer. A particularly aggressive form of childhood cancer that forms in muscle tissue might have a new treatment option on the horizon.
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