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The Stupidity Of Our Legislators Knows No Bounds: Inequality Is Solved By Taking From The Rich...And Giving To The Government! | Main | Food Thread: Artificial Food Is The End Of The World!
July 30, 2023

First-World Problems...

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Great bottle opener! At least at first. It's heavy, fits my hand well, is made from robust materials, and doesn't work well at all!

Sure, it pops the bottle cap off (most recently the last of my Anchor Steam[insert crying emoji]).

It's that next step that is a pain in the ass. I have to peel the cap out of the damned thing. it gets wedged under those lips and simply doesn't drop out without significant effort.

It is a telling example of the failures in our educational system that American engineers can't design a good bottle opener!


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