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July 20, 2023

An ONT Can Survive

Once again it's Thursday. Say, boys and girls, who didn't see this happening, huh? Raise your hands, then put them back down you liars.

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Two weeks to stop the spread, two decades to live with the fallout.

Is That A Gun In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Woman reportedly performs sex act on gas station robber until cops arrive

The worker then fled to the back office after being punched in the face by the criminal, according to the outlet. A mystery woman — who is not believed to be an employee — then entered the station through a back door and offered her services. It was unclear if she decided to perform the sex act out of fear of being assaulted herself, but a police source told local news agency TASR that the woman appeared willing to help stall the burglar, the Sun reported. A staff member had already called the cops, who arrived to discover the woman and the robber lying naked on the floor, the outlet said, citing local reports. “In one of the rooms, the officers saw the man receiving sexual services from the young woman,” police spokesman Michael Szeiff told TASR.

Pretty short article, I was hoping for a blow by blow account. What kind of sex act? We're not getting the hole story here. Obviously, this guy's a hardened criminal, he's probably facing some pretty stiff consequences.


Working Woman Cries & Asks Why We Fought For Women To Get Jobs In The First Place — 'I'm So Tired'

“Whoever fought to get women jobs...Why?” the tearful 22-year-old asks in a TikTok video that has been viewed nearly 6 million times. “Why did we do that? I am so tired. I want to just put my feet up.” Tay reveals in the video’s caption that she is clearly at her breaking point, mentally and physically exhausted from work.

Here's a couple of things about the women in the workforce movement that bother me. #1, the “you can have it all” lie. I know of several woman who dearly wanted a future with kids and a spouse, but followed the feminist dogma of putting that off “to get established in their career”. All of them spent so long establishing their career that they missed their opportunity for kids. They are all in the mid to late 40s, childless, and alone. They have great careers though. And cats. Lots of cats.

Second, for a movement that ostensibly exists so that woman would be able to “do whatever they want, without being bound by traditional gender roles”, feminists spend an awful lot of their time berating those woman who chose to get married, have kids and be a stay at home mom. That's what they wanted, why are they being hounded for freely choosing the path that most appealed to them?

Der Gabelschwanz Teufel


I Asked AI What Europeans Think Americans From Every Single State Look Like

North Carolina is so spot in (at least in the Research Triangle area) that it's scary. Can't argue with Jersey. There's a night and day difference between the Dakotas. Georgia guy is already getting thousands of proposals of marriage, many of them from women. I'd say that the Texas guy is a little fat, but I have no room to speak in that area. Better be a Whataburger he's holding, though. Would have preferred Oklahoma or Wyoming. Interestingly enough, there don't seem to be any black folks in America. How did they do with your state?

Country Boy Can Survive

Jason Aldean And Country Music Are Standing In The Way Of The Left’s Total Cultural Hegemony

Update your playlists accordingly: Jason Aldean is canceled. Following howls of online outrage, CMT has pulled Aldean’s latest video from rotation. The song, “Try That in a Small Town,” was released in May, but the video dropped just days ago. It features Aldean singing in a small-town square at night, American flags in the background, news footage of riots, looting, and violent crime projected onto the county courthouse behind him. A sample lyric:

“Cuss out a cop, spit in his face
Stomp on the flag and light it up
Yeah, ya think you’re tough
Well, try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road.”
To a legion of outraged urban critics, Aldean’s song promotes lynching. That’s a heavy charge, but the mob has its evidence: The video was filmed in front of the Maury County courthouse, where a real lynching did take place in 1927. Surely, this is a racist dog whistle! Surely, the choice of location signals Aldean’s longing to return to one of America’s darker chapters when summary justice was dispensed in the streets!
Or – bear with me – maybe Maury County is part of Greater Nashville, and for a video-production crew, it is a short drive from Music Row to a set that offers an authentic small-town aesthetic. You know the left, though. They’ll never attribute to practicality what they are oh-so-certain is better explained by bigotry.

Since the left has launched their attacks, the song has shot up the charts. Best thing that could have happened to Aldean.


Well, Biden Screwed Us Forever on Another Damn Thing

So. Even if the Biden Cabal were willing to risk sending gas prices back up by pumping more crude into SPR storage (which they aren’t), they’d have to take into account the advanced age of the facilities (which they won’t) and prepare to find replacements (which their Green Nude Eel friends would forbid).

In short, should the geopolitical situation or our domestic oil production suddenly change—either could make us more dependent again on foreign oil—we’d have an SPR cushion no bigger than it was in 1983.
1983, when our oil needs were much smaller and we were still in the process of wisely adding to the SPR instead of stupidly withdrawing from it like our national reserve is the Democrats’ private piggy bank.
Most days, I manage to laugh or at least just shrug at the short-sighted, destructive, vindictive, petty, and ham-fisted preening morons in the Biden White House, but today they have me seething.

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