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An ONT Can SurviveOnce again it's Thursday. Say, boys and girls, who didn't see this happening, huh? Raise your hands, then put them back down you liars. Two weeks to stop the spread, two decades to live with the fallout. Is That A Gun In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me? Woman reportedly performs sex act on gas station robber until cops arrive The worker then fled to the back office after being punched in the face by the criminal, according to the outlet. A mystery woman — who is not believed to be an employee — then entered the station through a back door and offered her services. It was unclear if she decided to perform the sex act out of fear of being assaulted herself, but a police source told local news agency TASR that the woman appeared willing to help stall the burglar, the Sun reported. A staff member had already called the cops, who arrived to discover the woman and the robber lying naked on the floor, the outlet said, citing local reports. “In one of the rooms, the officers saw the man receiving sexual services from the young woman,” police spokesman Michael Szeiff told TASR.
Working Woman Cries & Asks Why We Fought For Women To Get Jobs In The First Place — 'I'm So Tired' “Whoever fought to get women jobs...Why?” the tearful 22-year-old asks in a TikTok video that has been viewed nearly 6 million times. “Why did we do that? I am so tired. I want to just put my feet up.” Tay reveals in the video’s caption that she is clearly at her breaking point, mentally and physically exhausted from work. Here's a couple of things about the women in the workforce movement that bother me. #1, the “you can have it all” lie. I know of several woman who dearly wanted a future with kids and a spouse, but followed the feminist dogma of putting that off “to get established in their career”. All of them spent so long establishing their career that they missed their opportunity for kids. They are all in the mid to late 40s, childless, and alone. They have great careers though. And cats. Lots of cats. Second, for a movement that ostensibly exists so that woman would be able to “do whatever they want, without being bound by traditional gender roles”, feminists spend an awful lot of their time berating those woman who chose to get married, have kids and be a stay at home mom. That's what they wanted, why are they being hounded for freely choosing the path that most appealed to them?
I Asked AI What Europeans Think Americans From Every Single State Look Like North Carolina is so spot in (at least in the Research Triangle area) that it's scary. Can't argue with Jersey. There's a night and day difference between the Dakotas. Georgia guy is already getting thousands of proposals of marriage, many of them from women. I'd say that the Texas guy is a little fat, but I have no room to speak in that area. Better be a Whataburger he's holding, though. Would have preferred Oklahoma or Wyoming. Interestingly enough, there don't seem to be any black folks in America. How did they do with your state? Country Boy Can Survive
Update your playlists accordingly: Jason Aldean is canceled. Following howls of online outrage, CMT has pulled Aldean’s latest video from rotation. The song, “Try That in a Small Town,” was released in May, but the video dropped just days ago. It features Aldean singing in a small-town square at night, American flags in the background, news footage of riots, looting, and violent crime projected onto the county courthouse behind him. A sample lyric: Since the left has launched their attacks, the song has shot up the charts. Best thing that could have happened to Aldean.
Well, Biden Screwed Us Forever on Another Damn Thing So. Even if the Biden Cabal were willing to risk sending gas prices back up by pumping more crude into SPR storage (which they aren’t), they’d have to take into account the advanced age of the facilities (which they won’t) and prepare to find replacements (which their Green Nude Eel friends would forbid). Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the 1947( 8 ) Norman Timbs Special: Most sources seem to call it a '47, but some a '48. Here's where you can learn more about it | Recent Comments
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