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July 04, 2023
White House Evacuated After Discovery of Unknown White Powder;
The Powder Turns Out to be Cocaine
Is the cocaine of Hunter-Biden-level quality?
We don't know. The media is curiously disinterested in the case of a White House evacuation followed by the discovery of cocaine. Discovered, of course, after Hunter Biden made his Comeback Tour to the White House.
The media, to the extent it's covering this at all, is claiming that this "cocaine hydrochloride" -- which is just plain-old cocaine salt, the stuff people snort; it's the salt part that makes it a dry crystal powder -- can also be used by dentists as a "nasal anesthetic," so it's probably that.
Sure, sure. Someone's probably doing some impromptu amateur dental surgery at the White House, and they have the coke on hand for use as anesthesia.
posted by Lamont the Big Dummy at
01:30 PM
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