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July 04, 2023

White House Evacuated After Discovery of Unknown White Powder;
The Powder Turns Out to be Cocaine

Is the cocaine of Hunter-Biden-level quality?

We don't know. The media is curiously disinterested in the case of a White House evacuation followed by the discovery of cocaine. Discovered, of course, after Hunter Biden made his Comeback Tour to the White House.

The media, to the extent it's covering this at all, is claiming that this "cocaine hydrochloride" -- which is just plain-old cocaine salt, the stuff people snort; it's the salt part that makes it a dry crystal powder -- can also be used by dentists as a "nasal anesthetic," so it's probably that.

Sure, sure. Someone's probably doing some impromptu amateur dental surgery at the White House, and they have the coke on hand for use as anesthesia.

The U.S. Secret Service has closed several roads near the White House due to the presence of unknown substances near the White House, the reason for this is not yet known.#WhiteHouse #UnitedStates pic.twitter.com/FTUvmT6g9Z
— Ahmad (@its_Ahmad_Word) July 3, 2023

Washington, D.C. - United States Secret Service and DC Fire Department investigating a hazmat incident at the White House, July 2, 2023 - 8:31 PM@dcfireems @SecretService pic.twitter.com/oLwcHVXPow
— Anthony Peltier (@_anthonypeltier) July 3, 2023

BREAKING: Cocaine Hydrochloride spotted near West Executive Wing pic.twitter.com/cJLr2rnEDU
— The Triune Times (@TriuneTimes) July 3, 2023

posted by Lamont the Big Dummy at 01:30 PM

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The media, to the extent it's covering this at all, is claiming that this "cocaine hydrochloride" -- which is just plain-old cocaine salt, the stuff people snort; it's the salt part that makes it a dry crystal powder -- can also be used by dentists as a "nasal anesthetic," so it's probably that. Sure, sure. Someone's probably doing some impromptu amateur dental surgery at the White House, and they have the coke on hand for use as anesthesia. The U.S. Secret Service has closed several roads near the White House due to the presence of unknown substances near the White House, the reason for this is not yet known.#WhiteHouse #UnitedStates pic.twitter.com/FTUvmT6g9Z — Ahmad (@its_Ahmad_Word) July 3, 2023 Washington, D.C. - United States Secret Service and DC Fire Department investigating a hazmat incident at the White House, July 2, 2023 - 8:31 PM@dcfireems @SecretService pic.twitter.com/oLwcHVXPow — Anthony Peltier (@_anthonypeltier) July 3, 2023 BREAKING: Cocaine Hydrochloride spotted near West Executive Wing pic.twitter.com/cJLr2rnEDU — The Triune Times (@TriuneTimes) July 3, 2023 posted by Lamont the Big Dummy at 01:30 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments rhomboid: "Probably late, but backatcha Herr Weasel! 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White House Evacuated After Discovery of Unknown White Powder;The Powder Turns Out to be Cocaine

White House Evacuated After Discovery of Unknown White Powder;
The Powder Turns Out to be Cocaine