The New Paradigm Of Politician Babble: Nattering Nabobs Of Positivism

Pace William Safire...The typical political blather that we have suffered seemingly since the founding of America has recently morphed into a dystopian reflection of Pollyana. No matter how irredeemable and evil some disgusting segment of society may be, our new lying class will carefully ignore what is plain to see to all sentient beings and instead conjure some ridiculous agrammatical exegesis on the inherent goodness of the latest rioting rapists. These mendacious, doctrinaire fools are trying to convince the unwary that the animals wilding in our cities are some sort of noble savage, needing only the love of big government bureaucrats (paid for with our money) to reach their dreams of cavorting with unicorns and renewing the inner cities!

The worst part is that they butcher our beautiful language!

Thugs, Gangs, and Other Criminals Welcome Chicago's New Mayor With 38% Spike in Crime His First Month

“There has been a lot of mischaracterization of our young people in the city of Chicago,” Johnson said. “Do we have individuals who have lived out their pain in the most violent ways? Of course, but the vast majority of our young people need and want opportunity.”

The cold hard facts are that Chicago is rapidly descending into Detroit levels of crime, and it is entirely possible that it will soon be in competition with San Francisco for first place in the competition to win the "Worst City In America" trophy. No amount of obfuscation, misdirection, and blaming the victim will fix it. The only solution is obvious, and will never be tried.

As my father used to say, "You can't shine sh*t," and all the new mayor is doing is furiously polishing a large pile of it.

posted by CBD at 12:00 PM

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