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June 12, 2023

Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/12/23)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“It’s not a black-and-white story. It’s hard to neatly categorize the decisions of a Jewish emigre art dealer, who is living in the south of France, trying to survive and make his way out of Europe.” Victoria Reed, Senior curator for Provenance at the MFA

Quote II

Try not to panic. Keep in mind that bed bugs are only insects. They’re not magic. Believe me, they can be killed and eliminated from a dwelling.Jerome Goddard, Extension Professor of Biochemistry, Molecular Biology, Entomology and Plant Pathology, Mississippi State University


Quote III

“As the host of Wheel of Fortune, Pat has entertained millions of viewers across America for 40 amazing years,” Suzanne Prete, EVP Game Shows at Sony Pictures Television.


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Garrett will not be allowed into The United Territories of the Sovereign Nation of the People's Republic of Slowjamastan.

Man Creates His Own Nation ‘Slowjamastan’ in California Desert Where Crocs Are Outlawed
Slowjamastan's national anthem is inspired by Elton John


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RIP actor Treat Williams.


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The Beatles sang about them a long time ago. Taxman.

A supercar owner was left embarrassed after asking to use a police officer’s phone to tax it – only to reveal he couldn’t afford it.

West Midlands Police officers stopped an orange Lamborghini Huracan Spyder in Birmingham on Saturday for having no road tax.

The driver of the car, which is worth £168,000, claimed his friend had taxed the vehicle – but this turned out to be untrue.


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I think we should share this with everyone we know, especially Wokesters.


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Listen sweetie, "I'm all out of give-a-ducks." Sucks to be you.

ST. LOUIS COUNTY, Mo. – A mother of two is without her car after a Missouri city towed it away from her driveway for having expired temporary tags.

Christina Reise lives in Calverton Park, located in St. Louis County, and feels like she’s losing everything.

“I just don’t know how they can come into my driveway and take my car,” Reise said.

Sister station KTVI uncovered an administrative search warrant signed by a Calverton Park judge on May 22. It allowed the city to tow and impound Reise’s car because her temporary tag expired two months prior.

Reise said she’s been saving up to pay the taxes.

“I’ve just been taking a little bit out of every paycheck and setting it aside — the taxes are close to two grand,” she said

I wonder if she was coddled growing up? Were her parents "friends" instead of parents?

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Fox sure has a hard on for Tucker's new Twitter gig. Oh you better cease and desist Tucker or we will sick Paul Ryan on you.

FOX News Media has sent former FOX News Tonight host Tucker Carlson a "cease and desist" letter as he continues the launch of his new Twitter series, according his attorney, Harmeet K. Dhillon.

"My friend and client @TuckerCarlson will not be silenced — by the far left or by Fox News. Scoop: Fox sends Tucker Carlson cease-and-desist letter," Dhillon tweeted in response to Axios' initial report on the cease-and-desist letter.

Carlson's new, competing program, Tucker on Twitter, was reported to have drawn a combined 169 million views during its first two episodes. FOX News Media announced it and Carlson had "agreed to part ways," in a news release obtained by Mediaite.com on April 24.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Perspective Emporium


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 6-11-2023


Top 10 commenters:
1 [567 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)' [79.60 posts/day]
2 [470 comments] 'Aetius451AD Work Laptop'
3 [433 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
4 [429 comments] 'Christopher Taylor'
5 [364 comments] 'andycanuck (Vwz3I)'
6 [347 comments] '18-1'
7 [331 comments] 'Skip'
8 [330 comments] 'polynikes'
9 [305 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus '
10 [300 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [238 names] 'Ciampino -- Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make' [33.41 unique names/day]
2 [137 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
3 [97 names] 'Miklos'
4 [85 names] 'We might have something here '
5 [72 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
6 [57 names] '18-1'
7 [48 names] 'I mean, they're just big people. '
8 [34 names] 'fd'
9 [31 names] 'Duncanthrax'
10 [29 names] 'Moron Analyst'


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***SNORT*** Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Pro-LGBT Church Destroyed After Act of God - Not Even Fact-Checkers Can Deny This One


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I wouldn't burglarize a home. But, if I were to do it. I wouldn't do it like this Genius Award Winner.

SUMTER COUNTY, Fla. —
A man in Sumter County is in the hospital after officials say he jumped from the second floor of a home that he crashed into and tried to burglarize.

Residents from Sandalwood Condominiums in Wildwood called 911 around 3:54 a.m. Sunday.

Callers told SCSO that the driver of the car was breaking into multiple apartments.

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