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Quick HitsRon DeSantis is such a globalist tool of the establishment and "managed principal" that transgenders are crowdfunding so that they can escape Florida. Dozens of transgender people in Florida have turned to crowdfunding appeals to help them leave the state after the passage of new legislation that targets the LGBTQ+ community, including a law that curtails access to gender-affirming care for adults and bans it for minors. If you can believe it, supposedly Millennials, who are no longer exactly young and have few excuses remaining for their generational stupidity, are shifting to the political right.
House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan (R-OH) told Breitbart News in an exclusive that his "number one goal" this year is to block reauthorization of what is known as the "crown jewel" for the intelligence agencies. "That's nitpicking, isn't it?" -- Nigel St. Tufnel I'll believe it when I see it. Spoiler, I won't see it. Republican Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said Thursday it is "guaranteed" Congress will be holding FBI Director Christopher Wray in contempt for not providing the House Oversight Committee with a document allegedly related to President Joe Biden. Mark Zuckerberg says he will simply ban all "news" articles from California from appearing on FaceBook, rather than comply with a California law designed to pump money to the media. In a dramatic standoff between tech giants and the news industry, Mark Zuckerberg hasthreatened to block all news articles in California from Facebook and Instagram if a proposed bill, known as the California Journalism Preservation Act, is passed. I doubt he has the stones to do this, but if he does: For the first time in my life, I will be proud of Mark Zuckerberg. By the way, some of you may know more about this and may argue, in the comments, that this is fair, and that Zuckerberg is basically a pirate monetizing other people's work. Fair enough. I hate Zuckerberg too. But I hate the media more. And I don't want the government imposing laws on people to keep this corrupt, dying behemoth alive. LEARN TO CODE, MOTHERF***ERS. Here was Dark Brandon ranting and raving at the Air Force Academy graduation yesterday. He exerted himself so much he must have gotten vertigo. He also lied egregiously, to the great sexual arousal of Jake Tapper. RNC Research @RNCResearch Nick Arama reminds us: He claimed he had received an appointment to the Academy in 1965, when in fact he was graduating from the University of Delaware in 1965, so that couldn't possibly be true. He also claimed that he didn't go to the Academy but chose to go to Delaware instead because the Academy had "Staubach and Bellino" there. Yeah Joe you super-wanted to join the Navy and you would have except that you were just slightly behind Roger Staubach in football ability. Biden was so keen to serve his country he secured five deferments to keep himself from being drafted. I think he did this because of Roger Staubach, too. More lies at the link. The media is tripping over itself to fall into line and claim that Biden was flawless in how he gracefully went to the ground and then popped right back up under his own power. You might say that he POWERED THROUGH, just like Hillary Clinton did in 2016 when she had a seizure on camera and had to be stuffed into an SUV like an underaged Bill Clinton date overdosing on methamphetamine. Make June a cook-at-home month: Think you can just eat at Chick-Fil-A? Think again, Friend-O. (I channeled Rich "Psycho" Giamboni there for a second.) Chick-fil-A, the chicken sandwich chain long beloved by conservatives for its longstanding opposition to same-sex marriage, is sparking boycott calls after announcing that it has hired an executive in charge of diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Jewish conservatives are launching a Jews Against Soros group. Two Jewish conservative activists are pushing back against claims that criticizing left-wing billionaire Democrat donor George Soros is antisemitic by launching a new organization, Jews Against Soros, to oppose his efforts.
Update: The "fact" check organizations and media companies George Soros funds have just branded the two men starting this group to be "antisemitic to the core," despite being Jewish, and despite George Soros being as Jewish as I am.
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