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Sunday Morning Book Thread - 06-04-2023 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading. Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, especially if you are wearing these pants... So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, sprinkle some bacon bits on your omelet, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning? PIC NOTE The Long Room at the Library of Trinity College is often featured among lists of the world's most beautiful libraries, and rightly so. It houses over 200,000 books, including the Book of the Kells, one of the most famous manuscripts of the four Gospels from the Bible in existence. The Library of Trinity College is distinct in a few other respects as well. It serves as the national repository for all works published in Ireland and the UK, somewhat similar to the Library of Congress. The Long Room itself used to only be a single story, but because of the influx of works, it had to be expanded upwards to accommodate all those books and manuscripts. BOOKS BY MORONS + AN UPDATE! TheJamesMadison has a new book being released this week: It's called Colonial Nightmare, and I've included the plot summary below as well as an Amazon link here: https://amzn.to/45Bv2UU. Comment: I've always enjoyed the premise of a historical character becoming enmeshed in a wild story that has never been told. Many episodes of Doctor Who revolve around this premise. Other authors have used this to fun effect, such as Seth Grahame-Smith's Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, in which a young Abe Lincoln confronts the "truth" behind the Civil War. George Washington is inarguably America's greatest President. He was a towering force in establishing the United States of America. Is it any wonder he might face danger and evil beyond the ken of normal men? We also have an update on Hans G. Schantz' Kickstarter project, The Wise of Heart:
HONOR IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER One thing about character motivations I've noticed in recent years saddens me a lot. "Honor" can be found in virtually every genre of literature, though expressions of honor can be subtle and difficult to spot unless you are looking for them. Consider a romance novel, for instance. Can characters in a romance be motivated by honor? Of course! A love triangle may form in which a woman is caught between the affections of two men, one of whom she's married to and does not love, while the other has captured her heart. It would dishonor her husband to carry on an affair with her paramour, so she must make difficult decisions about how far she will go with her extra-marital affair. Perhaps the two men have a previously existing friendship as well, and while the lover would like to have an affair with his friend's wife, he knows it would betray that friendship. In fact, numerous early medieval romances explored this very dynamic in relationships through the code of chivalry knights were expected to obey (e.g., King Arthur, Queen Guenevere, and Sir Lancelot). "Honor" as a motivation shows up quite frequently in many of the epic fantasy stories I read, as many of them rely on characters adhering to a rigid code of behavior. Culture (even fantasy culture) can play an important role in shaping a character's perceptions of honorable behavior. Rand Al'Thor from Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series is a great example. He was raised in a small farming community by a loving surrogate father who adopted him when he was a baby. His basic values involve an appreciation for hard work and caring for his fellow villagers. When he leaves the farm to go on an adventure, he is mentored by a warrior from the Borderlands who schools Rand on the values of strength, courage, and other herioc virtues he'll need. Finally, he adopts the ways of his original parentage when he meets the Aiel, an even more hardcore warrior culture that teaches him about their own ideas of honor and obligation. Time and time again, his personal notions of honor clash with the society and people around him, leading him to make difficult decisions that are necessary, but may seem cruel unless you know the full story behind his decision. For instance, at one point, the law requires him to condemn a traitorous noblewoman to death, but Rand is emotionally incapable of harming women (this is a HUGE plot point), so he sentences her to exile and banishment, seizing her lands and property. This is too much for her to bear, so she hangs herself, preferring death to exile. Her honor could not accept being reduced to living the live of a peasant. Characters motivated by "honor" can be tricky, though it can also lead to interesting conflicts at the main characters have to sort through the ramifications of their actions according to the standards of honor within the culture in which they function. In Servant of the Empire, for example, an important secondary character, Keyoke, loses his leg during a major battle. He defended the honor of his Lady and his house. According to the standards of his culture (loosely based on feudal Japan), the honorable thing to do would be to take his own life since he is no longer able to function as a warrior. However, a slave captured in battle has a different idea. In Kevin's culture (loosely based on feudal Europe), a wounded warrior can still serve honorably because he still has battle experience accumulated over many decades of service that can be of use to the house in their ongoing conflicts with other houses. Kevin is able to persuade Keyoke to accept this transition, even though it goes against everything Keyoke was trained to do, because Keyoke loves the Lady of his house as though she were his own daughter. Thus, love of family triumphs over love of honor. P.C. Hodgell's Chronicles of the Kencyrath explores the concept of personal honor throughout the series. The main characters are often called upon to resolve "Honor's Paradox" which is where you have to decide where your honor lies. If your lord asks you to commit a dishonorable act, do you obey because you are honorbound to obey your lord's commands? Or do you find some way to fulfil the command that satisfies honor? Or do you call out your lord for their behavior? The characters are all bound by honor to never tell a lie, but naturally some characters are able to twist the truth to serve their ends, often with disastrous results. Much of the story involves uncovering various layers of the truth that have been hidden for decades or even millennia as a result of dishonorable actions. This is a very real issue, when you consider the fate of whistleblowers who are coming forward to denounce the FBI and other governmental organizations who are engaged in extremely dishonorable behavior (by normal standards). What conflicts in honor have you seen in your favorite stories? Does honor get in the way of the story? Or does it drive the plot? MORON RECOMMENDATIONS Most of my reading this past week was learning the rules to a new game system for a session on Friday evening. The game in question was Ars Magica, which came out in the 1990s and tried to address two problems the creators had with D&D: the power imbalance between wizards and guys-with-swords (wizards start out weaker, wind up vastly stronger, so either sword guys have to be nerfed at the start, or wizards get nerfed later on); and the lack of historical grounding. Comment: I've heard of Ars Magica but I didn't know it was created to try to fix the problem of "Linear Warriors, Quadratic Wizards." This is a common problem in fantasy storytelling, where the magic-using types tend to be vastly overpowered compared to their sword-wielding companions. I suppose one way to fix this is to make every major character have access to magical power of some sort. My pleasant surprise this week was The Scarlet Circus, a romantic short story collection by Jane Yolen with the tales loosely based on fairy tale characters and elements: merfolk, dragons, the Sword in the Stone, genies, even adult Alice returning to Wonderland. Comment: Always nice when you can find a collection of short stories that resonate with you. Odd Magics by Moron Author Sarah A. Hoyt is another delightful collection of classic fairytales given a modern twist. I am reading a short book (around 120 pages, with one quarter of them nothing but black and white photographs), Armour, A Lake Superior Fisherman, with text and photographs by the author, Peter Oikarinen. A native of Michigan's Copper Country and graduate of Michigan Tech in Applied Physics, Peter took up part time employment with Armour Sarkala, another Finn, who lived by Lake Superior and commercial fished its waters. All this occurred around the same time that I myself was a student at "Da Tech" (mid-70s), so I became engrossed in the stories told here. That my father's father and my father were engaged in commercial fishing made matters resonate even more for me. Comment:Back in 2014, I took a work trip to the Upper Peninsula region of Michigan to visit Michigan Tech. It really is beautiful country up there. Well worth the trip--at least in the summertime. Winters can be pretty brutal due to lake-effect snow. Lots of interesting history in that region. Great fodder for any interested storytellers who want a bucolic locale for their stories. The best answer to really dull "classics" required by teachers is the undeservedly obscure middle-school delight No More Dead Dogs, by the inimitable Gordon Korman (who published his first middle-school novel while still in middle school). Our hero simply will not lie about anything -- and he DIDN'T ENJOY HIS TEACHER'S FAVORITE BOOK! which gets him sentenced to the drama club production based on said book. Shenanigans begin, and they Do. Not. Stop. It's a wonderful little romp, which I used to recommend especially to the parents of boys who didn't like to read. Comment: I tend to feel we like to throw children into the deep end of literature without giving them the necessary understanding of *why* great literature is so great. We force them to read rich, complex texts but do not provide them the foundational knowledge they need to appreciate it to the fullest. Not sure I have a good answer for that, but forcing students to read works that they believe are dull or boring probably isn't doing them any favors. Maybe start with modern stories inspired by the classics and then work backwards? More Moron-recommended reading material can be found HERE! (798 Moron-recommended books so far!) 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That's about all I have for this week. Thank you for all of your kind words regarding the Sunday Morning Book Thread. This is a very special place. You are very special people (in all the best ways!). The kindness, generosity, and wisdom of the Moron Horde knows no bounds. Let's keep reading! If you have any suggestions for improvement, reading recommendations, or discussion topics that you'd like to see on the Sunday Morning Book Thread, you can send them to perfessor dot squirrel at-sign gmail dot com. Your feedback is always appreciated! You can also take a virtual tour of OUR library at libib.com/u/perfessorsquirrel. Since I added sections for AoSHQ, I now consider it OUR library, rather than my own personal fiefdom... PREVIOUS SUNDAY MORNING BOOK THREAD - 05-28-23 (NOTE: Do NOT comment on old threads!) | Recent Comments
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