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May 26, 2023

Damn The Torpedoes! Full ONT Ahead!

Welcome to the Friday ONT! Y'know, I bet Caroline has been waiting her entire life to write this story

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Fido Friday: Fren


Good response

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He's got a point

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He's a better artist than I am


Wholesome content

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News story and response
First the story: Elon Musk's Neuralink says it has FDA approval for study of brain implants in humans

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The next generation


The future of commodin, er, commuting

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I have used this line on my kids

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Professional tricks of the trade


My tricks of the trade

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Our house. In the middle of our street

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What those signs mean


We must please the wall people

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Ooops! Wrong place!

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I don't know if this is real, but that shock jock is brutal


Self fulfilling prophecy

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Cop story

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Going home


I too support adorpion

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