Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot ONT

Busy week. Little graduates from high school tomorrow. Tonight is graduation mass. Everybody is in town for the event. Big's down from Canada and my folks got in yesterday. Today was an absolutely beautiful east Texas day, perfect for a round of golf with my dad.

89 years old and he can still beat me by a dozen strokes. Of course, he plays 3-4 times a week and I play 3-4 times a year, but still.

That doesn't mean that the ONT has no content. To the contrary, there is plenty of content. However, there is no commentary, I shall have to depend on you, faithful Hordian, to write something pithy, witty or wise about the content below.

DWI – Dog Was Intoxicated

Colorado man tries to get out of DUI by switching places with his dog, police say

Muh Tak-ticks

It should be illegal to use military force training in a civilian setting. My husband was a Judo master. He said it was illegal for him to use his knowledge outside of the classroom setting https://t.co/11e64LuBLU pic.twitter.com/cukUfhtblE

— Vincent Charles: Savant Bon Vivant, (Ret.) (@YesThatVCharles) May 14, 2023

The tweet is mocking someone who tweeted that text seriously. But the clip posted. WT actual F?

Evil
Too autistic to speak? You must be trans!

Toddlers and severely autistic children can communicate their “trans” identity by rejecting barrettes and drawing “queer” pictures.

Yep. You go with that. After all, in order to keep the money flowing into the “Gender-affirming” medical establishment one has to mutilate as many kids as possible. Those “teets” need to be “yeeted,” after all. There’s good money in those children’s bodies.

I am well past the point of being surprised by the savagery of the gender-bending doctors who spend every waking moment plotting to sterilize and mutilate children.

I still have hope, though, that less cynical Americans will rebel as the Left digs ever deeper into the depths of hell. This is, I fear, a misguided hope. After all, the Leftists have already pushed infanticide into the public realm, openly supporting the killing of infants moments from exiting the womb, and in some cases slyly suggesting that exit from the womb is not sufficient to provide standing as a human being with a right to life.

Accidentally They Reported The Truth
Yale research accidentally proved liberals more racist than conservatives

Tonight's Contest: List The Reasons This Is A Hot Mess

Sow The Wind, Reap The Whirlwind
Oakland Baker and Activist Jen Angel Dies After Being Injured During a Violent Robbery

No, she didn't “deserve to die”. But,

Jen Angel, owner and operator of Oakland bakery Angel Cakes, died on February 9 due to injuries sustained in a violent robbery. Angel was known not only as a maker of outstanding pies and treats, but also as a longtime organizer of the Anarchist Book Fair and a member of the Occupy Wall Street movement. The East Bay activist, writer, anarchist, and entrepreneur was declared to have lost all brain function by her medical team at Highland Hospital in Oakland on February 9.

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Restorative justice, a framework Angel supported, is based on the idea that victims and perpetrators of harm should arbitrate and mediate to determine appropriate atonement and amendment, rather than defaulting to traditional forms of punishment including incarceration. In the statement, the family asks supporters to not “advance putting public resources into policing, incarceration, or other state violence that perpetuates the cycles of violence that resulted in this tragedy.”

Language Lesson

The Deep State

Meet The Shadowy Group That Ran The Federal Government’s Censorship Scheme

Oh Those Wacky Engineers

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Jews On Jesus

Hit Christian TV show ‘The Chosen’ is all about Jesus. So why is it so Jewish?

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