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Quick Hits 1Business Insider has a big scoop! Tucker Carlson is running for president! Oh wait, no, Tucker Carlson was just jerking their chains. ![]() When I asked Tucker Carlson in a text on Tuesday evening if he was planning a run for president, the newly self-employed far-right firebrand had a shocking answer: "Yes. Announcing Friday in New Hampshire." Awww, the fee-fees of the leftwing coozefarm Business Insider were hurt. Awwww. Megyn Kelly talks about Fox employees being asked by the company to turn over their personal phones in the Dominion case. Some on-air talent refused and hired their own lawyers to keep their private texts private. Tucker Carlson did as the company asked and turned his phone over to them. And now, Kelly says, Fox is leaking texts from that phone -- which he gave to them to hold in confidence -- to destroy him. Speaking of collapsing brands with no hope of recovery, the marketing guru who put Bud Light at the top of the sales charts with his "Wazzzup?" campaign is not a fan of Tranheuser-Busch's Dylan Mulvaney initiative. The marketing genius behind some of Budweiser's most iconic ads has slammed his former employer for destroying the image he helped create. He has special reason for annoyance: Tranheuser-Busch's current VP of marketing (currently on leave, not fired) said that Bud Light's image had been "fratty" and involved "low humor." Apparently a dig at these commercials, as well as Bud Light's actual customer base. Oooh, it's like a regional competition now: ![]()
Are leftists just noticing now, because this man, it turns out, was never a woman at all? I've got news for you: None of the men pretending to be women have ever been women at all. This askhually isn't a case of him pretending to be transgender (note: all transgenders pretend to be transgender; they're the same gender they were born as). Instead, it's that Florida law forbids sex-discrimination in casinos, and men usually don't enter tournaments designated as women only out of social pressure, and because women are given a 90% discount on their entrance fee, which men are not. (Wait, that sounds a lot like sex-discrimination in a casino to me.) So, what has kept men out of the ladies-only tournament is the social expectation that men should be gallant and cede women's spaces to women. But society as a whole is getting rid of that social expectation. So let the games begin. A Florida man drew ire over the weekend when he entered and won a women's poker tournament at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in the Sunshine State. But the difference is still there, and so there is an incentive for men to "join women's spaces." Lunatic demented attention-seeker E. Jean Carroll not only had a dog named "Vagina," not only thought that people consider genuine forcible r@pe "sexy," but also tweeted out sex tips she learned from her dog. E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll This is a normal person who doesn't hallucinate sexual assaults for money and attention.
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