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Male transgender cleared of exposing penis to underaged girls, as judge ruled that his morbid obesity created "modesty flaps" of blubber which hid his dainty member from view.

On April 28, Xenia, Ohio Judge David McNamee ruled that a biological male who identifies as transgender, Darren Glines, could not be guilty of indecent exposure at a local YMCA because the defendant's fatness covered up any signs of a penis.

According to the Daily Mail, Darren Glines was found not guilty on three counts of indecent exposure, all fourth-degree misdemeanors, and Judge McNamee said in his ruling, "There is no question that Glines was in the women's locker room. However, Glines was not charged with trespass, nor was Glines charged with being in an area of the YMCA where Glines was not supposed to be."

"Quite simply, the facts do not exist to support a find of guilt, as charges. Glines' genitalia was not visible as a result of other portions of her body covering same," the judge added.

Legal analysts believe this is the first ever invocation of the so-called "Jonah Goldberg Defense."

USA Today: That "performer" and "artist" Jordan Neely was just about to turn his life around, as soon has he got done threatening to attack random people on the subway.

A New Yorker in need should never have been killed, advocates say

Advocates are calling for justice for Neely after New York City police released Penny following questioning Monday.

"What public safety looks like is when everybody has all of their basic needs met and they don't have to fear for their lives," said Eric Tars, legal director for the National Homelessness Law Center.

In a Friday news release, the law center said Neely's death is directly linked to the fact that people of color are overrepresented among the U.S. homeless population, and that people experiencing homelessness are routinely criminalized.

"It is no coincidence that Jordan was murdered on the subway, because the NYC subway system has long been the target of dehumanizing campaigns that condition the public to view unhoused Black men as disposable," the law center statement says.

Just a quick question:
Do any lives matter except for Black Lives? Does anyone else's fucking life matter at all, or nah?

Nah, right?

The psychopaths we have are if anything worse than those of my youth. They are utterly unconcerned about law enforcement and have no concern for civilization. Most teens are decent, but the ones unmoored from family life are functionally insane.

The scenes–which are rarely shared by the MSM or even discussed openly–are harrowing. In my city there are regularly very shocking scenes of random violence. Dinkytown, the neighborhood surrounding the University of Minnesota, is now suffering from random acts of violence by roving bands of youth who violently beat up students for no reason other than the pure joy of violence.

This last weekend was 3 days of violence, producing scenes like this:

"Beloved subway performer."

Beloved subway performer > Austere religious scholar

That's also from USA Today, a newspaper widely mocked as inferior and worthless. So they've increasingly doubled down on #Wokeness and shameless leftwing jingoism in a pathetic attempt to boost their image... with other leftwing jingoists.

It's not working, losers. The cool kids still laugh at you.

The economy was coming off one of the biggest one-quarter expansions in world history under Trump, Mayor Butt.

Duke University trans "expert" says that it's important for parents to choose the "right puberty" for their children, based on... what a mentally-ill and likely autistic child believes his gender should be.

David Hogg is about to graduate from Harvard, and start his new career as...

...an e-thot begging for money online.

I just got leaked his first "Lewd and Nude" selfie from his OnlyFans page:

posted by Ace at 06:10 PM

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