Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/13/23)

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The 50 best bars in North America. I wouldn't know, I've never been to any of them.

This puppeh needs a kitteh, J/K.....Lighten up kitteh lovas.

Yes, even on a Saturday night: The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You.

The Difference Between Milkshakes and Concretes (and How to Make Them)
Deciding between milkshakes and a concretes can be confusing. Know the difference so you get exactly what you want.

Milkshakes and concretes are two frozen treats that look awfully similar. As Memorial day approaches and the need to scarf frozen desserts skyrockets, it’s a good time to learn the difference between these two creamy treats. Both are delicious, but one is easier to duplicate at home than the other.

Usually Saturday night is Current Events free. However, I did enjoy this commentary on King Charles coronation.

Like the author of the following link I have a hot temper. I find ageing and the following phrase to be helpful, "Anger is not a luxury I can afford today." It's cheaper.

I took anger management classes. Here’s what they get wrong about the world
The course focuses on taming a ubiquitous emotion. But what about addressing its root causes?

Sweden in the 70s, was interesting.

Be On The Look Out for........You're kidding?

You gotta ask yourself, why would anybody steal this thing? But for some reason, somebody just had to have a go-kart with a toilet mounted on top.

It was parked in front of a local plumbing business in Mukilteo until Saturday – when it was ripped off.

Modernization? How about a Genius Award.

A church sold its old stained glass windows for $6,000. It turned out they were rare Tiffany glass.
A young pastor said he wanted to modernize a historic West Philly church.

If I bought this for our youngest dog I know what it would say: Bull Shit!

You Can Get A Collar That Translates All Of Your Dog’s Barks Into Curse Words

You don’t have to be a dog owner to know just how much people love their dogs. Most dog owners will do just about anything for their pets because of the special bond they share. Dogs bring people happiness, plain and simple. We have no problem with them shedding, getting slobber on everything, muddy paws, chewing up furniture but there is one thing dogs do that most people get seriously annoyed with, barking. Unless it’s from a command, people go crazy when their dog barks. Do you really want to silence your dog’s main form of communication. Rather than spend the rest of your life fighting your dog’s ability to speak and communicate, take advantage of a new invention that takes your dogs bark and makes it hilarious. Actually, it takes a dogs bark and enhances it for the modern world we live in some would say. A company called MSCHF is known for their hilarious satire products but they may have just broken the internet with this new invention that sold out almost immediately. It’s a dog collar but it is unlike any other dog collar you could hope to find. I know I’ve spent hours searching for the perfect collar for my dog and I cant wait for them to get this new collar back in stock because it does something every dog owner would get a kick out of. Take a look at the newest dog collar on the market you never knew you needed.

Tonight's ONT has been brought by a Double Entendre.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

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