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April 23, 2023

First World Problems



This my fellow Morons is a brand new 12 volt water pump in the original package it came in. This pump was purchased from A*^#@!

Do you notice anything missing? Let us take a closer look at the pump itself.



Millions of people live off the grid through no choice of their own. Yet your humble Cob and the lovely Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. own vacation property off the grid.

Always striving to make Camp Misanthrope a better and more modern "Get-A-Way" I have an upcoming DIY project dealing with water and 12 volt power. After conducting research right here at Casa Misanthrope using the internet I decided to purchase the pump you see in Photo 1. Sitting at my dining room table and shopping rough I know.

The online description said that the pump would come with 3 parts and Instructions. Our regular UPS driver dropped the package off on Thursday. He walked right up to the front door and handed the package to the Fabulous.

I opened the package and looked at the pump which I purchased. As you can see from Photo 2 the pump says I should follow instructions. However Photo 1 should have gave it away that there were no Instructions in the box.

Fortunately I have installed a couple of 12 volt water pumps over the years at the cabin as well as various boats. So I'm not completely in the dark about installation.

Looking at the website of the company which produces this pump did not reveal an Instruction Manual that I could download.

When the snow melts and we can access the cabin I'll be able to perform the DIY project with my new 12 volt pump. And life at Camp Misanthrope will be a little bit more luxurious. We'll be living the high life with our First World Problems.

I think the warm, fuzzy and lovable CBD will be back next Sunday.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 02:00 PM

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