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March 22, 2023

Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Got Pooped

A wonderful story.

There's a "Phantom Pooper" who somehow takes advantage of the darkness in the Schubert Theater in New York to surreptitiously drop deuces during performances.

I thought this guy was a disgusting animal.

Until now.

Second look at the Phantom Pooper...?

Some like it ... steaming hot.

Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Shubert Theater -- and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at "Some Like It Hot."

A source close to the show insists that it was a regrettable one-off incident.

But another source tells us that the theater's staff said that the s--t's (almost) hit the fans at other performances as well.

"Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience," said a source, "the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo."

The insider added, "The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act."

...

The mother-daughter power players did not respond to a request for comment, but they were photographed holding up the show's Playbill and giving a thumbs up.

A source tells Page Six it was just an elderly person who, I guess, had a Biden Moment during the show and couldn't get to the bathroom in time. But another source says this is a the fourth time that Mystery Stools have suddenly appeared in the aisles of the Schubert.


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