"Second Gentleman" Douglas Emhoff, Consort of Kamala Harris, Denounces Toxic Masculinity

He says he lives his life in defiant repudiation of toxic masculinity.

Yeah, Dougie, we noticed.

The video of Rich White Liberal Wine Mom Story hour talking about Doug Emhoff denouncing toxic masculinity is soo good.

Doug Emhoff: "There's too much of toxicity--masculine toxicity out there, and we've kind of confused what it means to be a man, what it means to be masculine" pic.twitter.com/YlMb07Vl0A

— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) February 28, 2023

Question: Is Doug Emhoff a Secret Chad? Is all this crap about denouncing Toxic Masculinity just a cover for him going out and smashing ass twice a night?

Do you remember "The Kiss," and the Forbidden Passions it set off that threatened to Burn Down the White House?

"Doctor" Jill Biden gave Kamala Harris's "husband" an open-mouthed kiss at the State of the Union, because the 80-year-old Joe Biden just gets her engines revving so hot or something she needed to cvck him on national primetime tv.

"What a woman. What. A. Woman!" exclaimed Noted Conservative and NYT columnist David French, masturbating daintily.

The Free Beacon offers a frame-by-frame analysis of "Dr. Jill's open-mouthed make-out sesh with Kamala's husband."

"It had a 1970s Connecticut suburb Key Party vibe to it!" noted former Connecticut Suburb Key Party Magazine Editor-in-Chief Tucker Carlson.

So he'd know, I mean.

.@TuckerCarlson: "Dr. Jill...walked over to Kamala Harris's husband....and kissed him deeply square on the face without a mask. Something that NEVER EVER happens at his house." pic.twitter.com/DDb8ALNdqj

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 9, 2023

Kamala Harris lied to Spanish language television, claiming she didn't see her husband delivering a hot wet tongue-pulsing Soul Kiss on "Doctor Sex" Jill Biden.

.@VP Kamala Harris responds to Univision correspondent Edwin Pitti's question about The Kiss: "I haven't watched the video." pic.twitter.com/9nrrwh7b1R

— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) February 8, 2023

Maybe Doug Emhoff also has a Firm Pimp Hand. Maybe Kamala Harris said "Why did you kiss Jill open-mouthed in front of everybody?" and he said, with a Hard Pimp Glare, "Bitch, didn't see me kiss her open-mouthed in front of everybody. Get your stupid head screwed on right or I'll screw it right for ya."

And then she said, "Oh, you're right. It must be my mistake. I'm so sorry, Papi."

"Eyes down when you're wimpering at me, bitch!"

"I'm so sorry Papi. Eyes down. I'm so sorry I looked into your eyes. I didn't mean to challenge you."

"You can clap. It's okay." pic.twitter.com/BiB6E0rf1v

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 23, 2023

posted by Ace at 02:00 PM

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