If Memes Be The Price Of ONT, Lord God We Ha' Paid In Full!

I'd like to open the ONT with a warning to any Californians who are thinking of moving to Texas. Don't. We don't consider you like us.

Try to make someone's day a little more surreal

Gee, this looks like a harmless little fun contest

You will be product

This is what they took from us

Be cool man

I like this answer

Wholesome content: Swish!

Which gun bro are you?

Can you imagine this happening to you? I mean, you might as well just stop grilling and cutting the lawn, you're not coming back from that one

Fido Friday: The donkey is laughing his ass off

Profiteering

Today's quiz. If you're more than 29, there's no way you don't get a zero

Actually, I may not have had an AOL email. No, I used AOL for a short while, so I must have.

Journal day 42: The ducks still have no idea that I'm not one of them

This is stealing, of course, but would it work? And what are the odds U-Haul never notices?

Daily factiod

Dude, leave some pussy for the rest of us

Poor choice of words

But how much is the VD cure?

Some of those are whatchamacallits

Weapon guide

Tonight's homework assignment

Go to the webpage for the Texas legislature - https://capitol.texas.gov/
Put HCR 54 in the search box, search under “Bill number”
Read the text of the bill that was introduced this week.

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