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Beat the Iron Flower Cafe | Main | Daily Tech News 25 February 2023
February 24, 2023

If Memes Be The Price Of ONT, Lord God We Ha' Paid In Full!

I'd like to open the ONT with a warning to any Californians who are thinking of moving to Texas. Don't. We don't consider you like us.

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Try to make someone's day a little more surreal


Gee, this looks like a harmless little fun contest

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You will be product

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This is what they took from us


Be cool man

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I like this answer

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Wholesome content: Swish!


Which gun bro are you?

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Can you imagine this happening to you? I mean, you might as well just stop grilling and cutting the lawn, you're not coming back from that one

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Fido Friday: The donkey is laughing his ass off


Profiteering

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Today's quiz. If you're more than 29, there's no way you don't get a zero

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Actually, I may not have had an AOL email. No, I used AOL for a short while, so I must have.

Journal day 42: The ducks still have no idea that I'm not one of them


This is stealing, of course, but would it work? And what are the odds U-Haul never notices?

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Daily factiod

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Dude, leave some pussy for the rest of us


Poor choice of words

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But how much is the VD cure?

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Some of those are whatchamacallits


Weapon guide

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Tonight's homework assignment

Go to the webpage for the Texas legislature - https://capitol.texas.gov/
Put HCR 54 in the search box, search under “Bill number”
Read the text of the bill that was introduced this week.


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