"Everybody's So Creative!" Delicious and Creative Recipe Ideas from The ChefsofTikTok

People are, as usual, trying to "go viral" on TikTok.

The particular way they're trying to go viral is by showing off Super-Creative "recipes." These recipes are often, but not always, "One-Pan" Lifehack Crazy Casserole Recipes.

"One Pan:" Everything is cooked in one single pan or casserole dish, so you only have to clean one thing later.

Lifehack: They employ really stupid degenerate "lifehack" tricks, like putting pasta into the dish completely dry and hard and just pouring in some water and trusting that the pasta will cook along with the rest of the fucked-up shit they put into the pan.

Does this work? Nope! But they keep on doing it!

Crazy Casserole: What is super, super popular is Guy Fieri type White Trash Horror Show recipes where you put marsmellows and Fritos into a casserole and then sprinkle Twizzlers on them and cover it all with an inch of shredded cheddar.

You think I'm exaggerating but you'll soon see that I'm not. In fact, I had to rewrite this to not give away actual "recipes."

So all of this is obviously The Holocaust, but people keep pumping out these horrible, horrible "recipes," often looking like they're making them up as they go, hoping that other assholes will think "Wow that's super crazy, I have to send this to all my asshole inbred family members."

But Comes a Hero, a woman calling herself Tanara Double Chocolate, to make fun of these absolute goons. She starts off most of her videos with her catchphrase, sarcastically praising these idiots -- "Everybody's So Creative!" -- and then marvels at the creative and disgusting "recipes."

Here are some good ones:

Creative coffee.

They love taking candy and using it "creatively."

Okay, now you're prepared for the first real recipe.

Yum!

What a delicious dessert!

By the way, most of these girls are pretty attractive. I think this is because all semi-hot chicks are absolutely certain that they should be famous and are pursuing one method after another to go viral on TikTok to become Influencer Stars. But they're failing at all of them. I'm sure they've all tried going viral by Meme Dancing, or by doing that stupid thing where girls just lip-sync lines of dialogue from movies. So now it's on to the next stupid thing they have absolutely no skill or aptitude for.

They're really obsessed with this pasta "lifehack."

A creative use of a Doritos bag.

How to cook a ribeye right.

Another creative steak recipe. You should definitely treat expensive steak like it's some asphalt-tenderized roadkill you found stuck up in your undercarriage.

If you've gotten bored, try these last few; I've saved the best for last.

They love this dry pasta lifehack. Yummy!!!

I would say this is the most disgusting "recipe" I've ever seen, except that I've seen the next one.

Disgusting recipe TikToks are a kind of arms race, and I think this couple dropped the nuclear bomb.

By the way, she's getting popular and just got invited to appear on Fox 29 in Philadelphia's morning show.

Bonus: That friend who takes things too far.

posted by Ace at 04:30 PM

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