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K-Tel Cafe: Bonus Round | Main | Daily Tech News 11 February 2023
February 10, 2023

What Light Through Younder Window Breaks? It Is The ONT! And Weirddave Is The Sun!

Welcome to the Friday ONT. Uh-oh. Nobody move, we've been spotted.


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Be careful what you wish for


New Soyjack/Chad meme dropped

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Dammit Janet!

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Looks like the “just in time” model has filtered down to trash pickup


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Tonight on ABC's Wide World of Sports: Table Tennis


Can't argue with that

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Didn't think it through

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Christmas on Canal St.

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Christmas in India

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Men: Not needed

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Twist ending

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Another small cylinder sighting

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Yipie Ki Yay! Yippie Ki Yo!


How to handle a text scammer

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by self defense:

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