Sponsored Content

Intermarkets' Privacy Policy

Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!

Recent Entries
Absent Friends
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups

« Rocking Horse Cafe | Main | Daily Tech News 7 February 2023 »
February 06, 2023

Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/6/23)

2 6 23 0NT.jpg


The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"If you're part of today's woke revolution, you need to study the part of revolutions where they spin out of control because the revolutionaries get so drunk on their own purifying elixir, they imagine they can reinvent the very nature of human beings," Bill Maher

Quote II

"The UN and the OIC share common objectives in promoting and facilitating the Middle East peace process and the question of Palestine," Assistant Secretary-General for Political Affairs Miroslav Jenca

Quote III

“We are sick and tired of having our rights and freedoms set aflame, and this so-called president hasn’t even started work yet. Join us to demand better. We know a better campus is possible. But we MUST fight for it." UF Young Democratic Socialists of America (YDSA)


Sometimes you have to spend money to make money.


Can Baltimore being any worse of a city? This couple thought so.

Neo-Nazi Couple Arrested For Alleged Plot To 'Completely Destroy'

A neo-Nazi couple was arrested and charged with conspiracy to damage power substations encircling Baltimore City that would "completely destroy" the metro area, according to Department of Justice (DoJ) court documents.

On Monday, DoJ prosecutors announced Florida resident Brandon Clint Russell, an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison, and Catonsville resident Sarah Beth Clendaniel conspired to destroy power substations with gunfire.


If you are keeping score in the Game of Global Climate Change you might want to use a pencil. For years we've been told we need to cut back on meat as farting and shitting livestock were bad for the environment. Now bullshit and cowshit is good stuff.

The energy industry is turning waste from dairy farms into renewable natural gas – but will it actually reduce emissions?

On an early August afternoon at Pinnacle Dairy, a farm located near the middle of California’s long Central Valley, 1,300 Jersey cows idle in the shade of open-air barns. Above them whir fans the size of satellites, circulating a breeze as the temperature pushes 100F (38C). Underfoot, a wet layer of feces emits a thick stench that hangs in the air. Just a tad unpleasant, the smell represents a potential goldmine.

The energy industry is transforming mounds of manure into a lucrative “carbon negative fuel” capable of powering everything from municipal buses to cargo trucks. To do so, it’s turning to dairy farms, which offer a reliable, long-term supply of the material. Pinnacle is just one of hundreds across the state that have recently sold the rights to their manure to energy producers.


Rightfully concerned brother or just a jerk? The ONT can be the judge, jury and executioner.

Parents want what’s best for their kids, including the name they give their baby. But sometimes it happens that the pursuit of a creative and meaningful name takes it a step too far.

Like it happened for this 23-year-old woman, Hailey, who is pregnant with a baby girl. While Hailey is positive she has her two runner-up names chosen, her older brother is not so convinced. In fact, he fears his sister’s choice of names will make life hard for his niece.

So he confronted Hailey and shared how the situation unfolded in this AITA post.


For years he bashed Rep. Kevin McCarthy, then he supported him for Speaker of The House. Now Mark Levin is cheering on congress. Shut the fuck up you big dope.

Mark Levin To Congress: You Have More Power To Stop Biden’s Rogue Admin Than You Think


Not every immigrant has fallen in love with The Big Apple.

What's happening: New York City mayor Eric Adams (D.) is giving immigrant asylum seekers free bus tickets to Canada, and many of them are more than happy to leave the filthy, crime-riddled, Democratic-run city behind in search of a better life. According to the New York Post, the city's migrants are fleeing toward the Canadian border at a rate of hundreds per day.


Adventures in the kitchen.

Searing flames, angry chefs and blood, sweat and tears - that's what I imagined a professional kitchen to look like. Of course, my expectation came from watching far too many series of Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef: The Professionals - so I knew it wasn't entirely accurate. But still, the thought of spending a day in a restaurant kitchen slightly terrified me.

My cooking skills are basic - good enough to whip up a decent dinner, but not superior enough to expect anyone else to actually pay for it. I know my staple pesto pasta certainly wouldn't meet the standards of a head chef. Though thankfully, there was no stern-faced Gordon Ramsey waiting for me at Honest Burgers in Bristol, just Rhys Huntley with a big smile.


The ONT Musical Interlude & Drill Bit Emporium

On this day: February 6, 2011 - Gary Moore
Irish guitarist and singer Gary Moore died aged 58 in his sleep of a heart attack in his hotel room while on holiday in Estepona, Spain. Moore had been a member of Skid Row, Thin Lizzy, and Colosseum II, before going solo, scoring the 1979 UK No.8 single 'Parisienne Walkways'. Moore's greatest influence in the early days was guitarist Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac, who was a mentor to Moore when performing in Dublin. His 1990 album Still Got the Blues featured contributions from Albert King, Albert Collins, and George Harrison. via thisdayinmusic.


Born on this day: 1945 - Bob Marley
Bob Marley singer / songwriter and guitarist who had the 1981 UK No.8 single with ‘No Woman No Cry’, plus over ten other UK Top 40 singles. In July 1977, Marley was found to have a type of malignant melanoma under the nail of a toe, Marley's health deteriorated as the cancer had spread throughout his body. He died on May 11th 1981. The 1984 ‘Best Of’ album spent 330 weeks on the UK chart. In 1990, February 6th was proclaimed a national holiday in Jamaica to commemorate his birth. Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1994. via thisdayinmusic.com


Finger lickin' good until it gets into one's hair. Genius Award Winner.

Assault Charge For Woman In Poultry Pummel
Cops: Minnesotan, 36, hit beau in head with "a whole chicken"

FEBRUARY 2--A Minnesota woman was jailed yesterday for domestic assault after allegedly clobbering her boyfriend in the head with “a whole chicken,” according to cops who reported that the victim “still had some chicken residue in his hair” when they responded to his 911 call for assistance.

The victim told cops he was driving home last night to the Eagle Lake residence he shares with Natalie Bruemmer, 36, when he was attacked. The man, who had been at a bar with Bruemmer, said she “was hitting him and spitting in his face” as they were en route home.

Upon arriving at their residence, the man alleged, Bruemmer “hit him with a whole chicken in the back of his head,” according to a probable cause statement. “Victim still had some chicken residue in his hair,” police noted.

And if the guy is stupid enough to hang around for a 3rd beating, he'll deserve it.


Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day via YouTube.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Little Bicycle That Could.

2 6 23 brought(1).jpg

Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. For a transcript of tonight's ONT please send $5.00 and SASE to petmorons at gmail dot com. An extra $10 and we will overnight it to you.

digg this
posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Count de Monet: "Lurve the picture up top. +1! ..."

Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner: "There is an Anti-Taytay movement with the youngers ..."

Bulgaroctonus: "Who's the guy on the left in the pic up top? ..."

Jonah: "469. Mastriano ran a terrible campaign for Governo ..."

Ben Had: "Good luck North Texans with your defense readin ..."

Inogame: "Byron Donalds impresses me more and is more conser ..."

Don Black: ">Do not search holy moly ..."

Moron Analyst: "447 Obama's failure to bring the Olympics to Chica ..."

neverenoughcaffeine: "Any repub candidate asked the question. Abortion i ..."

G'rump928(c) : "[i]People are sheep. Sometimes any shepherd will d ..."

Jonah: "460. Penn and Harvard Biz schools are the ones fre ..."

rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u]: "$100M is chump change to these guys. Definitely no ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64