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February 01, 2023

Shy Dog Cafe

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Is this real? The dog looks real but the ball looks fake. The incident that led to me becoming Lamont the Big Dummy has left me without any faith in what I naively believe to be "reality."

Neat bird. Probably fake.

Lost dog greeting owner after three week absence.

Kung fu fighting...

Sheep wants to play head-butts with little kid. Don't worry, he only gives the kid a soft butt.

Monkey sous-chef.

They can fly now?!

Rock paper scissors, with stakes.

Sea crashing hard against seawall.

Sundial pocketwatch, 17th century. Supposedly. I think I'm being punked again.


I don't know what it is, but it's gross and feels "spiderish."


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