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Quick Hits![]() Thanks to Andycanuck. Anheuser-Busch breaks its silence and issues an apology, but without any actual apology.
It's like they're saying "We're sorry that you were offended," except without the "We're sorry" part. Also, without acknowledging any offense. Basically it's a PR statement that says "I'm a veteran and I have all of these employees. You don't want to hurt veterans or employees, do you? Then drink the Trans Beer."
His beat? Well, the same beat he had at CNN for ten years: Attacking Fox News on the daily. Former CNN Host Brian Stelter is joining Vanity Fair as a special correspondent to cover Fox News' trial against Dominion Voting Systems. Stelter, who is a potato, confirmed Oliver Darcy's scoop -- as if it wasn't Stelter who gave Darcy the dubious "scoop" in the first place. Brian Stelter @brianstelter Tater, I already told you: Stop being so fat. It's enough already. Alvin Bragg is bragging that he actually sent someone to prison. I guess this is supposed to rebut the fact that he is pursuing an "empty the prisons" "decarceration" strategy. The man he sent to prison, finally, is guilty of aggravated stalking. Oh, and also: R@pe. So wow, Alvin, it's really incredible you sent a r@pist to jail for once. I'm sure that was hard for you. Alvin Bragg really, really doesn't want to answer questions about coordinating with the White House in the phony Trump prosecution. He's suing Jim Jordan, and demanding an emergency restraining order against Jordan to prevent him from subpoenaing him and his top prosecutors. Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg is suing House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan, over what the lawsuit filed Tuesday describes as a "transparent campaign to intimidate and attack" his office's case against former President Donald Trump. Speaking of Alvin Bragg and his prosecutors -- did you know he recruited a bunch of Democrat Party and Obama/Biden administration heavy-hitters and made them special deputy prosecutors just for the Trump case? Well, that's exactly what he did. So you can see why he doesn't want to be questioned under oath about political coordination. Manhattan D.A. Enlisted A Who's Who Of Biden Admin Buddies For Trump Takedown Much more from Professor Margot Cleveland at the link.
The DNC has cut ties with Democrat fixer Marc Elias, who acted as a money-launderer for Hillary Clinton's campaign, pretending that millions spent to purloin the fake Steele dossier was spending for "legal services," so she wouldn't be connected to the document. That's a campaign finance violation -- a real one. Hillary Clinton and Marc Elias were not prosecuted for it, instead being fined by the FEC. Trump, of course, is being prosecuted for something the FEC has already investigated and determined was not a crime. That's the background. The news is that the DNC is now cutting ties with Hillary Clinton's mob lawyer. Paul Sperry @paulsperry_ The DNC and Elias are parting ways over "strategic disagreements," according to Punchbowl News. It is a surprising divorce for the DNC and Elias, considered one of the Democratic Party's top elections lawyers. Elias has worked for the DNC since 2009 and made over $1.9 million from the DNC this cycle alone. Elias has suffered a number of high-profile legal setbacks in recent years, most notably when a federal judge dismissed one of Elias's lawsuits as a "Hail Mary" pass meant to undermine free elections. Here's what I think: I think he's joining Alvin Bragg's gang of corrupt prosecutors in New York. Federal economic analysts predict that the recession that already started last year will finally take place this year. Federal Reserve economists believe that recent banking turmoil will trigger a mild recession later this year, a potentially ominous sign for President Joe Biden as he heads into an election campaign.
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