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January 16, 2023

The Morning Report — 1/16/23


Good morning kids. Well, things have gotten so bad for old Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants – by bad I mean farcical because the odds of him facing any real criminal consequences or loss of his ill-gotten gains are slim to none – that now there are actually betting sites that are giving odds as to the next location where he's stashed national security secrets. Buckingham Palace, the Grand Canyon and an envelope at the Oscars were some of the goofier ones. For me, where's the nearest Baskin Robbins or Cold Stone Creamery to the Chinese Embassy in DC? You'll find them in a 10 gallon bucket of Ben & Jerry's Rachel Corrie Crunch.

I don't claim to be channeling Mort Sahl, Mel Brooks, or Carson's writers from their heyday, but if I can come up with zingers like that (and at best it's a chuckle [I hope]), you'd expect them to be all over late night television. The lack thereof is quite telling as to the state of our culture. The last time a Democrat was openly ridiculed was by the late Don Imus all the way back in 1996 at the Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner. I've linked here to the article from The New York Times but really only for the fact that back then, even the headline was quite revelatory about the media:

Unexpectedly, the Clintons Are Skewered at a Dinner

". . . Mr. Imus made fun of President Clinton's supposed extramarital affairs and Hillary Clinton's legal problems -- with both the President and the First Lady sitting on the dais as he spoke."

If Imus really was so horrendous as those quoted in the article claim, you'd think the Slimes would've stated something bit stronger than "made fun of" to describe his remarks that night. But what was so "unexpected?" A comedian or in point of fact a glib, unfiltered, drug- and booze-addled shock jock actually doing his schtick or that the subjects he was ripping were Democrats, and at that time, the equivalent of Democrat DC royalty?

Don Imus was no Rush Limbaugh, politically, intellectually and in every other way imaginable. The point is, comedians et al used to spoof everybody. Now, humor is a propaganda weapon with which to beat up on anything not of, by and for the Left. Hence, the complete dearth of anything resembling even the mildest most inoffensive little dig at Biden. Not just on this issue, which in the cold light of day is either gross incompetence and negligence, but more than likely treason, but on things like Biden shaking hands with invisible people, the groping and sniffing of teeny-boppers, the clueless wandering off, the stumbling down stairs and everything, which had he been Gerald Ford would've launched multi-decade careers in Hollywood.

So what really is this all about? Why is all of this coming out now? Despite the embarrassing, amateurish spin by the media to defend Biden while still sliming Trump, the fact that all of this is coming out means that the powers who are controlling him from a basement somewhere in Kalorama want him gone. Either he's going off script or is so obviously demented as to be unpredictable.

No matter what happens here, none of it looks good for the Left. Perhaps they'll bribe Kevin McLuntz and the McGOP to institute 25th Amendment removal proceedings and claim his dementia caused him to horde these documents. But since this began at least as far back as when he was VP, nearly 15 years ago, that's kind of embarrassing for the Dems. Yet that leaves them with Veep Throat Harris as next in line, and I don't think she's the preferred successor.

While I'm tempted to shout "Pass the popcorn!," the sad, horrible truth remains that our nation is in the hands of sick, evil criminals who have zero compunction when it comes to maintaining their stranglehold on power. Look what they did to our country and our society.

By the way, today is the official holiday marking observance of the birthday of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a man who devoted his life to helping create a society based on the content of one's character, not on the color of one's skin.

Considering the D-I-E crowd's drive to reinstate their version of the Nuremberg Laws, I fully expect all the streets named after Dr. King in every black neighborhood in the nation to be re-renamed, and all the statuary torn down.

Unless it's a set of hands fondling a giant penis. I guess there's a new meaning to the term "free at last!"

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