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December 28, 2022

The Morning Report — 12/28/22

Good morning, kids. Let me start of today's disquisition with an excerpt from the résumé (that is, rap sheet) of one Ilhan Omar, affectionately known around here as "Bro-fo."

Federal investigators have decided not to prosecute Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., for immigration fraud despite the publicly available evidence that she married her brother to gain him lawful status to remain in the United States.
The news that two separate federal agencies have declined to pursue charges against Omar after a months-long probe came from a veteran insider at the Department of Homeland Security.

The case was investigated by the FBI and involved at least one other agency, but the U.S. Attorney in Minnesota, Erica MacDonald, has decided not to prosecute.

MacDonald is a Republican who was appointed to her post in June 2018 by President Trump….

Records indicate Omar was married to two men at the same time in 2009, and that one of them, Ahmed Elmi, was her own brother and a citizen of Britain….

Omar denounced the accusations as “disgusting lies” by bloggers who were engaging in “Islamophobia.” She refused to address questions on the matter.

Then on Feb. 20, 2020, DailyMail published a story headlined “Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother, and said she would ‘do what she had to do’ to get him papers to keep him in U.S.”

Marriage fraud convictions are punishable by five years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000.

The FBI never officially confirmed it had opened an investigation on Omar, but WND’s insider source at DHS says an investigation was launched but is going nowhere.

“The marriage fraud case was turned down by the U.S. Attorney’s office in Minnesota and in Washington, D.C.,” the source said.

The excuse was that the statute of limitations on the case, five years, had expired. However, her divorce from Elmi did not occur until 2017….

“Years ago they would love high-profile cases like this,” the DHS insider said. “This was clear marriage fraud and immigration fraud, that’s a fact.” The insider said that for the D.C. office to decline to prosecute “is clearly political."

Gee? Ya think? In any case, emphasis mine for reasons I will get into but doubtless you have probably figured out. Aside from immigration fraud, Omar is virulently anti-American, anti-Semitic and has been linked to terrorist-adjacent and even terrorist groups themselves. But that's all since she was elected (seemingly), or channeling the erudite Tommy Vietor, "Like, dude, that's like ancient like history, dude!" If you come to Washington DC and get yourself reelected multiple time, it is virtually axiomatic that you will add an extra zero to your net worth upon leaving. Hello, Mikva Waters, who is still there, and the departing Malig-Nancy Pelosi. Why do I bring this up?

Because of a kerfuffle surrounding a newly elected GOP congressman by the name of George Santos.

Rep.-elect Nick LaLota called for an ethics investigation and possible criminal probe of fellow New York Republican George Santos in the wake of Santos’ admission that he fabricated large portions of his biography.

“Over the last few weeks, I have heard from countless Long Islanders how deeply troubled they are by the headlines surrounding George Santos,” LaLota said in a Tuesday statement. “As a Navy man who campaigned on restoring accountability and integrity to our government, I believe a full investigation by the House Ethics Committee and, if necessary, law enforcement, is required.”

Following reports from several news outlets, Santos admitted Monday to lying about being employed by Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, as well as graduating from college. Santos also denied lying about having Jewish ancestry, asserting that he “never claimed to be Jewish.” The Republican Jewish Coalition (RJC) pushed back against that claim in a Tuesday statement, saying that, “to us personally he previously claimed to be Jewish.” The group added that Santos will “not be welcome at any future RJC event.”

Anthony D’Esposito, also an incoming Republican representative from Long Island, said that constituents are “deeply hurt and rightly offended” by Santos’ “lies and misstatements.” He added that Santos must “pursue a path of honesty” and “operate in a transparent and truthful manner.”

So, Santos embellished his CV. Okay, he lied, both about his job history and being Jewish. How soon everyone forgets the stories told us by such individuals as Hillary Clinton, Brian "Commander McBragg" Williams and even Joey "Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants" Biden, whose every word over past 50 years in public life has been a lie, plagiarism or a lie about the plagiarism. And that's in between the graft and corruption that embellished his bank account at the expense of the American taxpayer and our national security, but I digress.

But George Santos lied about being Jewish. Considering anti-Semitism is now open and official Democrat Party policy and the generally accepted Leftist weltanschauung, I consider George Santos incredibly brave for declaring himself M.O.T. (member of Tribe). But, all that said, the point of this whole thing is not so much the hypocrisy, radiant though it may be. It's the fact that so far the loudest, most vicious and strident voices calling for his scalp are coming from his own party. Above all, from the New York State GOP.

Here is a party that to be fair and honest is utterly useless in terms of fighting the Democrat machines in Albany and NYC, has fielded the shittiest of candidates (Lee Zeldin and even Curtis Sliwa not necessarily withstanding) and has also been neck deep in corruption for decades. They of all people should, if not shut the fuck up about George Santos, should be circling the friggin' wagons around him, and firing in all directions by pointing out the hypocrisy that I merely scratched the surface with.

But no. Because, GOP's gotta GOP. Speaking of bald-faced Jew hatred, like a case of chest-bursting, radioactive Alien herpes, Fat Albert Speer, a.k.a Whoopi Goldberg, evidently opened her filthy, diseased sewer and emitted toxic waste. Yet again.

Goldberg provoked strong reactions when she claimed — during a discussion about the Holocaust-themed graphic novel “Maus” — that the Holocaust was “not about race.” After Goldberg made several apologies, ABC eventually suspended her from the show — but she raised eyebrows again when she revisited the topic during a December interview.
While doing a press tour in London as one of the producers for the new movie “Till” — about Emmett Till, a 14-year-old black boy who was lynched in 1955 — Goldberg’s comments came up as part of a conversation about race, and she again suggested that she had reason to believe that the Jews were not a “race.”

To paraphrase the famous line from Love Story, being a Leftist doesn't mean never having to say you're sorry. It means never having to be sincere when you say it. Or at least in the words of either Sam Goldwyn or Barbara Stanwyk, "The most important thing is sincerity. And when you can fake that, you've got it made!"

Fat Albert Speer, the child anal-rape excuser, ain't going anywhere, my friends. And you know something, as loathsome and detestable as she is, I don't want her to. I am a free speech absolutist insofar as that which I find hateful should not be censored but should be countered with more speech, as well as open debate. The problem here, aside from the alarming fact that a much larger percentage of American blacks than I'd like to admit have open antipathy to Jews, is that the discourse, when the media is not censoring it, has become so poisoned that we get these stories:

WaPo Uses Picture of NYC Orthodox Jews for Story About Ohio Measles Outbreak

Google Has Been Defining the World "Jew" Primarily as a Pejorative

These are not mimeographed flyers, or fringe newsletters from the Idaho mountains or a cave in Tora Bora. It's the Washington Post. It's Google.

Like I said, if George Santos wants to claim to be Jewish in the face of all this, he shouldn't be censured. He should be elevated to House Majority Leader.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

“It’s abhorrently wrong that I was searched, arrested, interrogated by police and charged simply for praying in the privacy of my own mind. Censorship zones purport to ban harassment, which is already illegal. Nobody should ever be subject to harassment."
British Woman Arrested for Praying Silently Near Abortion Facility
Richard Fernandez: "Perhaps the biggest underreported story of the 2020s is the widespread collapse of institutional trust and the loss of confidence in the inevitability of progress, even among the Western elite. Like frightened children in the dark, we find that we can’t trust the science and can’t trust each other. When a society finds it can’t control the future, what does it do?"
Alone at the End of History

FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH

Margot Cleveland: "When the bureau’s own former general counsel calls the FBI’s conduct ‘odd,’ it’s clear who’s discrediting the agency: It isn’t conspiracy theorists — it’s the FBI."
FBI Office Investigating Hunter Biden Sent Twitter Numerous Censorship Requests Right Before 2020 Election
"If radio, TV and the internet existed in the 1770s, the principle behind freedom of the press would have been expressed more broadly."
Twitter, America’s Founders and Free Expression
"Assange has been locked up in a London prison since 2019 and prior to that he was on the run for seven years. He had sought asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy between 2012 through 2019 when the asylum was withdrawn."
International Federation of Journalists Demands US Drop All Charges Against Assange
Musk made the remarks in response to a tweet from left-wing journalist Glenn Greenwald, who wrote: “For the crime of reporting that the US Security State agencies are heavily involved in Big Tech’s censorship regime, and for confessing that he found this deeply disturbing, liberals have spent a full week saying that @mtaibbi has mental health problems and needs therapy.”
Elon Musk On Big Tech Censorship: ‘Google Frequently Makes Links Disappear’
"Today’s blacklist column describes an effort to not only cancel from history the man who led NASA for almost the entire 1960s space race, but to also blackball a scientist for doing good research that proved the campaign was not based on any facts. . . As a space historian I find the accusations against Webb to be vile beyond belief, simply because they are absolutely false."
Today’s Blacklisted American: Black Scientist Blacklisted for Doing Good Research
Christian Toto: "Once mighty organization abandons core mission, focuses on woke causes." (more vaunted than mighty, Chris - jjs)
ACLU Silent on McInnes’ Free Speech Lawsuit, Twitter Files
". . . instead of the students getting suspended for disrupting the class by calling each other racial slurs, or for filming on their phones in class, Mr. Chestnut found himself in the middle of a George Floyd-style protest as the perpetrator of a hate crime."
Atlanta Teacher Instructs Students Not to Call Each Other 'N*g*a,' Gets BLM'ed in Media Frenzy

CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
"The government wanted him to get a life sentence." (the actual ringleader and planner was Christopher Wray - jjs)
Convicted Ringleader of Whitmer Kidnapping Plot Sentenced to 16 Years
Jeffrey Lord: "The committee should be investigated in the new Congress." (oh, Jeffrey, bless your heart - jjs)
The Jan. 6 ‘Criminal Referrals’ Against Trump Are Political Bunk
“The truth is that we need to be continually renovating and improving our institutions.” (agreed: arrest and imprison all Democrats/Leftists - jjs)
Habitual Election Denier and Fish-Eyed Oaf Communist Jamie Raskin Calls Electoral College a ‘Danger’ to Democracy, American People
"By supporting big government at the expense of the individual, the Democrat Party under Obama and Biden has been transforming America into a totalitarian nightmare."
Biden’s Unopposed Imposition of Stalinism
"How long can the alliance between the surveillance state and what looks like an increasingly lunatic ruling class last?"
Strange Deep State Bedfellows
Lloyd Billingsley: "To stop the spread and heal the nation, apply the Constitution at every opportunity." (a very good essay virtually ruined by this line - jjs)
The Waldheimer’s Variant
Larry Elder: "Will Africa reimburse American taxpayers?"
Reparations: Blackwashing Slavery

* * * * *
"There were several promising developments in the year of our Lord 2022, and a few honest-to-goodness wins."
10 Wins In 2022

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
"Meanwhile, Haaland announces new steps to hasten solar energy development on public lands in the West."
Conflict of Interest Issues Arise as Sec. of Interior’s Daughter Lobbies for Moratorium on Oil and Gas Leasing
Meh. Lie back and think of Stalingrad . . .
Bundle Up, Germany. 2024 Could be a Long Winter.

THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"U.S. government pension funds currently have the lowest cash holdings since the 2008 financial crisis, and corporate pensions’ cash holdings are barely above the 13-year low they hit in 2021, which could spell disaster in the event of a financial crisis."
There’s a Massive Red Flag That Could Spell Disaster for Americans’ Pension Plans
"The fast food behemoth announced that customers can use kiosks and a mobile app to grab their orders from a conveyor belt rather than interacting with customer-facing staff."
‘The Real Minimum Wage Is Zero’: McDonald’s Restaurant Uses Automation for Pickups and Orders

AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
"The statute, which gives commanders-in-chief the power to shut down immigration as an emergency action to keep communicable diseases out of the United States, was last used by former President Donald Trump in reaction to the [Chinese] COVID outbreak. Families seeking asylum had filed a lawsuit, which led Judge Emmet Sullivan of the U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C., to order the Biden administration to lift Title 42 by Wednesday." (Emmett Sullivan is a complete criminal hack-in-black - jjs)
Supreme Court Rules To Keep Title 42 In Place Indefinitely
Bombshell? Sure. Surprising? Not in the least.
Bombshell Footage: Biden DHS Freed Over 150,000 Border Crossers into U.S. without Court Dates in Summer 2021
"It may come as a surprise to the Biden [junta] and its media, but most Americans can see the chaos at the border. They can see the uptick in fentanyl distribution and use and the stress the crush of illegals is creating in border towns. They understand that each group of migrants crossing the border is seasoned with a helping of traffickers, cartel members, and terrorists."
Surprise! Rasmussen Says Voters Want a Secure Border (it ain't the voters; it's the ballots that counts, and who counts them - jjs)
"While the foreign-born population grew nationwide, California, Florida, and Texas saw the highest gains. California, which lost overall residents this year, added nearly 128,000 immigrants to its population."
Census: Foreign-Born Population Increases Across All 50 States in 2022

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
“Looting in Buffalo being significantly downplayed by local media,” said one Twitter user. Local media outlet WGRZ reported, “New York State Police confirm reports of 2 looting incidents.” But judging by the footage posted on Twitter, looting appears to be widespread.
Footage Shows “Looting Across Buffalo” as City Plunged Into Chaos After Blizzard
". . . such action violates the Department’s licensing standards for operating a business and holding a liquor license,” the statement continued. “The Department will share any collected evidence with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) for potential criminal liability.”
Florida Investigates Alleged "Sexually Explicit Performance Marketed To Children": "A Crime In Florida"

AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
It appears we have dodged another “winter of death” yet again!
Signs that the “Tripledemic” is Winding Down
"There's no study in the world that shows that masks work that well."
Video: Biden Chinese COVID Czar FINALLY Admits the Truth About Masks

EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
“The judge’s decision in this case should be extremely concerning to anyone who is paying attention to transparency efforts across the state.”
Michigan Court’s Shielding of Teachers From Public Record Requests Raises ‘Transparency’ Concerns, Experts Say

THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
"Leftists and RINOs have spent the last 40 years transforming election machinery to end your right to vote – and they are about to finish the job."
The End of Free Elections?
Tough break for Hobbs. Judges Tyne E. Bubbles and Buch M. Danno were on vacation.
Judge Rejects Incoming Arizona Gov Katie Hobbs’ Request For Sanctions Against Kari Lake

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
Being a Lefty doesn't mean never having to say you're sorry. It means never having to be sincere when you say it. And, I hate to generalize, but this beast's comments are sadly not outliers among American blacks.
Fat Albert Speer Whoopi Forced to Apologize Again for Holocaust Comments
“The medias [sic] obsession with Orthodox Jews is so twisted, that an article about a measles uptick in a Somalian community in Ohio, features 2 pictures of NY Orthodox Jews.”
WaPo Uses Picture of NYC Orthodox Jews for Story About Ohio Measles Outbreak
"This anti-Semitism is another sign of how the company’s left-leaning politics are pervasive in everything it does."
Google Has Been Defining the World "Jew" Primarily as a Pejorative

DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
"It doesn’t matter if George Santos is the lowliest of low-lifes. And the people who elected and warmly welcomed to the Senate John Fetterman certainly don’t get to act like it does."
5 Real Things More Appalling Than George Santos’ Fake Resume
Fuck the GOP. Ilhan the Brother-Fucker is elevated to near sainthood despite in-your-face and unpunished violations of federal law and consorting with terrorists, while the worst this guy did was tell a few fibs about his life. Unreal.
Incoming GOP Rep Calls For Ethics Investigation, Possible ‘Law Enforcement’ Action Against George Santos

POLITICS
" . . . as you are reading this, Biden is probably enjoying an ocean view, basking in the sun, feeling the soft breeze, and sipping a Mai Tai . . . I suppose we could find some relief that he is away from the Oval Office at the moment, but if you think Biden has the acumen to destroy the nation all on his own, it may be time for you to knock off the Mai Tais."
The Nation Is Freezing. The Border Is in Crisis. Guess Where Joe Biden Is Headed?
“We need someone like Jim Jordan as the speaker of the House, who can cast a vision and who has the trust and confidence of the people across the spectrum in the House,” Gaetz said.
Matt Gaetz Says Most Republicans Who Support McCarthy ‘Benefit’ From Special Interest Money
"A rump caucus of Republican malcontents take their own party hostage."
The GOP’s Moronic House Speakership Fight
"What should we do when a majority of Republicans want Trump, but the Republican Party says we can’t have him?"
The Coming Split
"It makes perfect sense that Romney leans to the left and votes with the donkeys. He is betting on Democrats retaining power for the foreseeable future. He is also betting that Utah continues to drift blue and that he may be able to ride the fence to victory. And he just might."
Utah’s Most Famous RINO May Fall Off the Fence (he should fall into a vat of molten lava - jjs)
"Who makes America great? It's not a government, a party, a movement or a leader."
74 Million Points of Light
"The Bay State GOP has learned all the wrong lessons."
Losing Massachusetts
"Why did so many Republicans hand the Democrats such a victory?" (because they're on their side, genius - jjs)
Our Bipartisan Apache Dance

THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
“The goal of a peace process would be ... to confirm the freedom of Ukraine and to define a new international structure.”
Kissinger Calls for ‘Peace Through Negotiation’ in Ukraine War
"The former and likely future Israel prime minister has many tools in his box, based on the success of Israel's peace accord with Egypt."
Can Israel's Netanyahu Bring Peace to Ukraine and Russia Based on the "Egyptian Model?"
"The Group of Seven (G7) nations, alongside Australia and the European Union, agreed last month to a price cap of $60 per barrel of Russian seaborne crude oil as a means of reducing Russia's income from oil sales, a response to the nation's ongoing and widely-opposed war with Ukraine."
Putin Announces Ban on Russian Oil Sales to Countries Capping Price
"The Ukrainian president gave ammunition to his detractors."
Zelensky’s D.C. Visit: A Short-Term Victory Without a Long-Term Solution
"Biden’s governance by autopilot and the foreign policy establishment’s unimaginative Eurocentric groupthink have combined for maximum danger."
It’s Been 10 Months Since Russia Invaded Ukraine. Where Do Things Go From Here?

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
". . . purging Trudeau would itself only be a symbolic act. His cabinet, which likely contains his successor, as WEF head Klaus Schwab brags openly, is likewise compromised. Rather than a meaningless change of the titular puppet-in-chief, what Canada needs is a wholesale political revolution. It needs way more of what Alberta is dishing out."
Western Canadian Province Passes 'Sovereignty Act,' Challenges Federal Rule
A Christian leader from Bethlehem: “They are pushing us out. You live among a people who doesn’t want you.”
Christian Population in Palestinian Authority-Controlled Areas Dwindles as Christianity Thrives in Israel
"Finding a balance between a vibrant life and a deadly fight for survival."
Israel: A Country That Chooses Resilience Over Trauma

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
"Speaking at the mosque/school, Imam Fadi Kablawi has called Jews 'the lowest of the lowest.'”
Florida Muslim Private School Tied to Rabid Anti-Semitism Gets Taxpayer Funded Vouchers (paging Governor DeSantis - jjs)

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
"Heads should roll at SWA—especially the CEO who knew about the issues that caused the meltdown but apparently didn’t fix them."
'Largest Operational Meltdown in Southwest Airlines History' Continues Despite Weather Clearing
". . . for some reason, people keep buying their pajamas, hats, shirts, jerseys, flip-flops, bikinis, posters, bobbleheads, and God knows what else and take out second mortgages to go to the games. All for franchises that, when push comes to shove, could not care less who is left out in the cold. Literally."
Are You Ready for Some Frostbite? Tennesseans Cope With Blackouts While the Titans Have Full Power for Their Game

HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
"The Democrat-run states previously introduced laws that used the state’s regulatory authority to require insurers to drastically lower costs while providing public options in order to expand health insurance access, Politico reported. However, rising medical costs have stymied enrollment in government-run health plans that Colorado, Nevada and Washington forced private health insurers to offer to residents."
Dem-Led States’ Public Health Care Efforts Are Falling Apart. Here’s Why.
"In Pennsylvania, advocates and officials work to shutter state-run facilities that some have called home for decades."
The Last Institutions

ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
“Whenever you find a new mineral, it means that the actual geological conditions, the chemistry of the rock, was different than what’s been found before. That’s what makes this exciting: In this particular meteorite you have two officially described minerals that are new to science.”
Scientists Discover Two New Minerals Never Seen on Earth After Massive Meteorite Crashes (unobtanium and improbabilium? - jjs)

FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
"It’s unlike anything we’ve ever seen, I think. It’s extremely poisonous.”
Libs of TikTok’s Raichik: LGBTQ Community Is a "Cult" – "Evil People" Who "Want To Groom Kids"
Hell, if all they want to do is bleed, I'm sure there are tens of millions of Americans who'd be happy to oblige them. Especially if they get within Biden-finger-distance of their children.
LGBTQ+++™ Pinocchios Now Claim Male-to-Female Transgenders Can Get Periods: 'I'm a Real Girl!'
Biden’s [junta] official defended so-called “gender-affirming care,” a set of medical interventions that seek to change an individual’s sex. ”The positive value of gender-affirming care for youth and adults is not in scientific or medical dispute,” Levine added.
Twisted Pervert "Rachel" Levine Calls for Censorship of "Misinformation" Surrounding Child Sex Changes

CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
"With daily revelations about Twitter and long holiday evenings, perhaps now is a good time to revisit The X-Files.
Living in the X-Files
"Historian Bruce Gilley’s provocative book, In Defense of German Colonialism, makes a compelling case that many historical narratives surrounding Africa are motivated by politics, not facts."
It’s Time to Tell the Truth About Colonialism in Africa
"It feels like a three-hour version of a TikTok video where a blue-haired Leftist lectures you about the evils of colonialism. . . "
The Shallow Propaganda Pool That Is Avatar: The Way of Water
"Castigated by the literary world, a flawed novel nevertheless exposes the self-righteousness and hypocrisy of our age."
Reality Check
"The recent World Cup reflected the new haunting reality."
The Demographic and Cultural Demise of the West

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Let me start of today's disquisition with an excerpt from the résumé (that is, rap sheet) of one Ilhan Omar, affectionately known around here as "Bro-fo." Federal investigators have decided not to prosecute Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., for immigration fraud despite the publicly available evidence that she married her brother to gain him lawful status to remain in the United States. The news that two separate federal agencies have declined to pursue charges against Omar after a months-long probe came from a veteran insider at the Department of Homeland Security. *The case was investigated by the FBI and involved at least one other agency, but the U.S. Attorney in Minnesota, Erica MacDonald, has decided not to prosecute.* *MacDonald is a Republican who was appointed to her post in June 2018 by President Trump….* Records indicate Omar was married to two men at the same time in 2009, and that one of them, Ahmed Elmi, was her own brother and a citizen of Britain…. Omar denounced the accusations as “disgusting lies” by bloggers who were engaging in “Islamophobia.” She refused to address questions on the matter. Then on Feb. 20, 2020, DailyMail published a story headlined “Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother, and said she would ‘do what she had to do’ to get him papers to keep him in U.S.” Marriage fraud convictions are punishable by five years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000. The FBI never officially confirmed it had opened an investigation on Omar, but WND’s insider source at DHS says an investigation was launched but is going nowhere. “The marriage fraud case was turned down by the U.S. Attorney’s office in Minnesota and in Washington, D.C.,” the source said. The excuse was that the statute of limitations on the case, five years, had expired. However, her divorce from Elmi did not occur until 2017…. “Years ago they would love high-profile cases like this,” the DHS insider said. “This was clear marriage fraud and immigration fraud, that’s a fact.” The insider said that for the D.C. office to decline to prosecute “is clearly political." Gee? Ya think? In any case, emphasis mine for reasons I will get into but doubtless you have probably figured out. Aside from immigration fraud, Omar is virulently anti-American, anti-Semitic and has been linked to terrorist-adjacent and even terrorist groups themselves. But that's all since she was elected (seemingly), or channeling the erudite Tommy Vietor, "Like, dude, that's like ancient like history, dude!" If you come to Washington DC and get yourself reelected multiple time, it is virtually axiomatic that you will add an extra zero to your net worth upon leaving. Hello, Mikva Waters, who is still there, and the departing Malig-Nancy Pelosi. Why do I bring this up? Because of a kerfuffle surrounding a newly elected GOP congressman by the name of George Santos. Rep.-elect Nick LaLota called for an ethics investigation and possible criminal probe of fellow New York Republican George Santos in the wake of Santos’ admission that he fabricated large portions of his biography. “Over the last few weeks, I have heard from countless Long Islanders how deeply troubled they are by the headlines surrounding George Santos,” LaLota said in a Tuesday statement. “As a Navy man who campaigned on restoring accountability and integrity to our government, I believe a full investigation by the House Ethics Committee and, if necessary, law enforcement, is required.” Following reports from several news outlets, Santos admitted Monday to lying about being employed by Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, as well as graduating from college. Santos also denied lying about having Jewish ancestry, asserting that he “never claimed to be Jewish.” The Republican Jewish Coalition (RJC) pushed back against that claim in a Tuesday statement, saying that, “to us personally he previously claimed to be Jewish.” The group added that Santos will “not be welcome at any future RJC event.” Anthony D’Esposito, also an incoming Republican representative from Long Island, said that constituents are “deeply hurt and rightly offended” by Santos’ “lies and misstatements.” He added that Santos must “pursue a path of honesty” and “operate in a transparent and truthful manner.” So, Santos embellished his CV. Okay, he lied, both about his job history and being Jewish. How soon everyone forgets the stories told us by such individuals as Hillary Clinton, Brian "Commander McBragg" Williams and even Joey "Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants" Biden, whose every word over past 50 years in public life has been a lie, plagiarism or a lie about the plagiarism. And that's in between the graft and corruption that embellished his bank account at the expense of the American taxpayer and our national security, but I digress. But George Santos lied about being Jewish. Considering anti-Semitism is now open and official Democrat Party policy and the generally accepted Leftist weltanschauung, I consider George Santos incredibly brave for declaring himself M.O.T. (member of Tribe). But, all that said, the point of this whole thing is not so much the hypocrisy, radiant though it may be. It's the fact that so far the loudest, most vicious and strident voices calling for his scalp are coming from his own party. Above all, from the New York State GOP. Here is a party that to be fair and honest is utterly useless in terms of fighting the Democrat machines in Albany and NYC, has fielded the shittiest of candidates (Lee Zeldin and even Curtis Sliwa not necessarily withstanding) and has also been neck deep in corruption for decades. They of all people should, if not shut the fuck up about George Santos, should be circling the friggin' wagons around him, and firing in all directions by pointing out the hypocrisy that I merely scratched the surface with. But no. Because, GOP's gotta GOP. Speaking of bald-faced Jew hatred, like a case of chest-bursting, radioactive Alien herpes, Fat Albert Speer, a.k.a Whoopi Goldberg, evidently opened her filthy, diseased sewer and emitted toxic waste. Yet again. Goldberg provoked strong reactions when she claimed — during a discussion about the Holocaust-themed graphic novel “Maus” — that the Holocaust was “not about race.” After Goldberg made several apologies, ABC eventually suspended her from the show — but she raised eyebrows again when she revisited the topic during a December interview. While doing a press tour in London as one of the producers for the new movie “Till” — about Emmett Till, a 14-year-old black boy who was lynched in 1955 — Goldberg’s comments came up as part of a conversation about race, and she again suggested that she had reason to believe that the Jews were not a “race.” To paraphrase the famous line from Love Story, being a Leftist doesn't mean never having to say you're sorry. It means never having to be sincere when you say it. Or at least in the words of either Sam Goldwyn or Barbara Stanwyk, "The most important thing is sincerity. And when you can fake that, you've got it made!" Fat Albert Speer, the child anal-rape excuser, ain't going anywhere, my friends. And you know something, as loathsome and detestable as she is, I don't want her to. I am a free speech absolutist insofar as that which I find hateful should not be censored but should be countered with more speech, as well as open debate. The problem here, aside from the alarming fact that a much larger percentage of American blacks than I'd like to admit have open antipathy to Jews, is that the discourse, when the media is not censoring it, has become so poisoned that we get these stories: WaPo Uses Picture of NYC Orthodox Jews for Story About Ohio Measles Outbreak Google Has Been Defining the World "Jew" Primarily as a Pejorative These are not mimeographed flyers, or fringe newsletters from the Idaho mountains or a cave in Tora Bora. It's the Washington Post. It's Google. Like I said, if George Santos wants to claim to be Jewish in the face of all this, he shouldn't be censured. He should be elevated to House Majority Leader. ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY “It’s abhorrently wrong that I was searched, arrested, interrogated by police and charged simply for praying in the privacy of my own mind. Censorship zones purport to ban harassment, which is already illegal. Nobody should ever be subject to harassment." British Woman Arrested for Praying Silently Near Abortion Facility Richard Fernandez: "Perhaps the biggest underreported story of the 2020s is the widespread collapse of institutional trust and the loss of confidence in the inevitability of progress, even among the Western elite. Like frightened children in the dark, we find that we can’t trust the science and can’t trust each other. When a society finds it can’t control the future, what does it do?" Alone at the End of History FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH Margot Cleveland: "When the bureau’s own former general counsel calls the FBI’s conduct ‘odd,’ it’s clear who’s discrediting the agency: It isn’t conspiracy theorists — it’s the FBI." FBI Office Investigating Hunter Biden Sent Twitter Numerous Censorship Requests Right Before 2020 Election "If radio, TV and the internet existed in the 1770s, the principle behind freedom of the press would have been expressed more broadly." Twitter, America’s Founders and Free Expression "Assange has been locked up in a London prison since 2019 and prior to that he was on the run for seven years. He had sought asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy between 2012 through 2019 when the asylum was withdrawn." International Federation of Journalists Demands US Drop All Charges Against Assange Musk made the remarks in response to a tweet from left-wing journalist Glenn Greenwald, who wrote: “For the crime of reporting that the US Security State agencies are heavily involved in Big Tech’s censorship regime, and for confessing that he found this deeply disturbing, liberals have spent a full week saying that @mtaibbi has mental health problems and needs therapy.” Elon Musk On Big Tech Censorship: ‘Google Frequently Makes Links Disappear’ "Today’s blacklist column describes an effort to not only cancel from history the man who led NASA for almost the entire 1960s space race, but to also blackball a scientist for doing good research that proved the campaign was not based on any facts. . . As a space historian I find the accusations against Webb to be vile beyond belief, simply because they are absolutely false." Today’s Blacklisted American: Black Scientist Blacklisted for Doing Good Research Christian Toto: "Once mighty organization abandons core mission, focuses on woke causes." (more vaunted than mighty, Chris - jjs) ACLU Silent on McInnes’ Free Speech Lawsuit, Twitter Files ". . . instead of the students getting suspended for disrupting the class by calling each other racial slurs, or for filming on their phones in class, Mr. Chestnut found himself in the middle of a George Floyd-style protest as the perpetrator of a hate crime." Atlanta Teacher Instructs Students Not to Call Each Other 'Nga,' Gets BLM'ed in Media Frenzy CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION "The government wanted him to get a life sentence." (the actual ringleader and planner was Christopher Wray - jjs) Convicted Ringleader of Whitmer Kidnapping Plot Sentenced to 16 Years Jeffrey Lord: "The committee should be investigated in the new Congress." (oh, Jeffrey, bless your heart - jjs) The Jan. 6 ‘Criminal Referrals’ Against Trump Are Political Bunk “The truth is that we need to be continually renovating and improving our institutions.” (agreed: arrest and imprison all Democrats/Leftists - jjs) Habitual Election Denier and Fish-Eyed Oaf Communist Jamie Raskin Calls Electoral College a ‘Danger’ to Democracy, American People "By supporting big government at the expense of the individual, the Democrat Party under Obama and Biden has been transforming America into a totalitarian nightmare." Biden’s Unopposed Imposition of Stalinism "How long can the alliance between the surveillance state and what looks like an increasingly lunatic ruling class last?" Strange Deep State Bedfellows Lloyd Billingsley: "To stop the spread and heal the nation, apply the Constitution at every opportunity." (a very good essay virtually ruined by this line - jjs) The Waldheimer’s Variant Larry Elder: "Will Africa reimburse American taxpayers?" Reparations: Blackwashing Slavery * * * * * "There were several promising developments in the year of our Lord 2022, and a few honest-to-goodness wins." 10 Wins In 2022 RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM "Meanwhile, Haaland announces new steps to hasten solar energy development on public lands in the West." Conflict of Interest Issues Arise as Sec. of Interior’s Daughter Lobbies for Moratorium on Oil and Gas Leasing Meh. Lie back and think of Stalingrad . . . Bundle Up, Germany. 2024 Could be a Long Winter. THE ECONOMY, STUPID "U.S. government pension funds currently have the lowest cash holdings since the 2008 financial crisis, and corporate pensions’ cash holdings are barely above the 13-year low they hit in 2021, which could spell disaster in the event of a financial crisis." There’s a Massive Red Flag That Could Spell Disaster for Americans’ Pension Plans "The fast food behemoth announced that customers can use kiosks and a mobile app to grab their orders from a conveyor belt rather than interacting with customer-facing staff." ‘The Real Minimum Wage Is Zero’: McDonald’s Restaurant Uses Automation for Pickups and Orders AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY "The statute, which gives commanders-in-chief the power to shut down immigration as an emergency action to keep communicable diseases out of the United States, was last used by former President Donald Trump in reaction to the [Chinese] COVID outbreak. Families seeking asylum had filed a lawsuit, which led Judge Emmet Sullivan of the U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C., to order the Biden administration to lift Title 42 by Wednesday." (Emmett Sullivan is a complete criminal hack-in-black - jjs) *Supreme Court Rules To Keep Title 42 In Place Indefinitely* Bombshell? Sure. Surprising? Not in the least. Bombshell Footage: Biden DHS Freed Over 150,000 Border Crossers into U.S. without Court Dates in Summer 2021 "It may come as a surprise to the Biden [junta] and its media, but most Americans can see the chaos at the border. They can see the uptick in fentanyl distribution and use and the stress the crush of illegals is creating in border towns. They understand that each group of migrants crossing the border is seasoned with a helping of traffickers, cartel members, and terrorists." Surprise! Rasmussen Says Voters Want a Secure Border (it ain't the voters; it's the ballots that counts, and who counts them - jjs) "While the foreign-born population grew nationwide, California, Florida, and Texas saw the highest gains. California, which lost overall residents this year, added nearly 128,000 immigrants to its population." Census: Foreign-Born Population Increases Across All 50 States in 2022 CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY “Looting in Buffalo being significantly downplayed by local media,” said one Twitter user. Local media outlet WGRZ reported, “New York State Police confirm reports of 2 looting incidents.” But judging by the footage posted on Twitter, looting appears to be widespread. Footage Shows “Looting Across Buffalo” as City Plunged Into Chaos After Blizzard ". . . such action violates the Department’s licensing standards for operating a business and holding a liquor license,” the statement continued. “The Department will share any collected evidence with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) for potential criminal liability.” Florida Investigates Alleged "Sexually Explicit Performance Marketed To Children": "A Crime In Florida" AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS It appears we have dodged another “winter of death” yet again! Signs that the “Tripledemic” is Winding Down "There's no study in the world that shows that masks work that well." Video: Biden Chinese COVID Czar FINALLY Admits the Truth About Masks EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT “The judge’s decision in this case should be extremely concerning to anyone who is paying attention to transparency efforts across the state.” Michigan Court’s Shielding of Teachers From Public Record Requests Raises ‘Transparency’ Concerns, Experts Say THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH "Leftists and RINOs have spent the last 40 years transforming election machinery to end your right to vote – and they are about to finish the job." The End of Free Elections? Tough break for Hobbs. Judges Tyne E. Bubbles and Buch M. Danno were on vacation. Judge Rejects Incoming Arizona Gov Katie Hobbs’ Request For Sanctions Against Kari Lake OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY Being a Lefty doesn't mean never having to say you're sorry. It means never having to be sincere when you say it. And, I hate to generalize, but this beast's comments are sadly not outliers among American blacks. Fat Albert Speer Whoopi Forced to Apologize Again for Holocaust Comments “The medias [sic] obsession with Orthodox Jews is so twisted, that an article about a measles uptick in a Somalian community in Ohio, features 2 pictures of NY Orthodox Jews.” WaPo Uses Picture of NYC Orthodox Jews for Story About Ohio Measles Outbreak "This anti-Semitism is another sign of how the company’s left-leaning politics are pervasive in everything it does." Google Has Been Defining the World "Jew" Primarily as a Pejorative DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY "It doesn’t matter if George Santos is the lowliest of low-lifes. And the people who elected and warmly welcomed to the Senate John Fetterman certainly don’t get to act like it does." 5 Real Things More Appalling Than George Santos’ Fake Resume Fuck the GOP. Ilhan the Brother-Fucker is elevated to near sainthood despite in-your-face and unpunished violations of federal law and consorting with terrorists, while the worst this guy did was tell a few fibs about his life. Unreal. Incoming GOP Rep Calls For Ethics Investigation, Possible ‘Law Enforcement’ Action Against George Santos POLITICS " . . . as you are reading this, Biden is probably enjoying an ocean view, basking in the sun, feeling the soft breeze, and sipping a Mai Tai . . . I suppose we could find some relief that he is away from the Oval Office at the moment, but if you think Biden has the acumen to destroy the nation all on his own, it may be time for you to knock off the Mai Tais." The Nation Is Freezing. The Border Is in Crisis. Guess Where Joe Biden Is Headed? “We need someone like Jim Jordan as the speaker of the House, who can cast a vision and who has the trust and confidence of the people across the spectrum in the House,” Gaetz said. Matt Gaetz Says Most Republicans Who Support McCarthy ‘Benefit’ From Special Interest Money "A rump caucus of Republican malcontents take their own party hostage." The GOP’s Moronic House Speakership Fight "What should we do when a majority of Republicans want Trump, but the Republican Party says we can’t have him?" The Coming Split "It makes perfect sense that Romney leans to the left and votes with the donkeys. He is betting on Democrats retaining power for the foreseeable future. He is also betting that Utah continues to drift blue and that he may be able to ride the fence to victory. And he just might." Utah’s Most Famous RINO May Fall Off the Fence (he should fall into a vat of molten lava - jjs) "Who makes America great? It's not a government, a party, a movement or a leader." 74 Million Points of Light "The Bay State GOP has learned all the wrong lessons." Losing Massachusetts "Why did so many Republicans hand the Democrats such a victory?" (because they're on their side, genius - jjs) Our Bipartisan Apache Dance THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" “The goal of a peace process would be ... to confirm the freedom of Ukraine and to define a new international structure.” Kissinger Calls for ‘Peace Through Negotiation’ in Ukraine War "The former and likely future Israel prime minister has many tools in his box, based on the success of Israel's peace accord with Egypt." Can Israel's Netanyahu Bring Peace to Ukraine and Russia Based on the "Egyptian Model?" "The Group of Seven (G7) nations, alongside Australia and the European Union, agreed last month to a price cap of $60 per barrel of Russian seaborne crude oil as a means of reducing Russia's income from oil sales, a response to the nation's ongoing and widely-opposed war with Ukraine." Putin Announces Ban on Russian Oil Sales to Countries Capping Price "The Ukrainian president gave ammunition to his detractors." Zelensky’s D.C. Visit: A Short-Term Victory Without a Long-Term Solution "Biden’s governance by autopilot and the foreign policy establishment’s unimaginative Eurocentric groupthink have combined for maximum danger." It’s Been 10 Months Since Russia Invaded Ukraine. Where Do Things Go From Here? FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL ". . . purging Trudeau would itself only be a symbolic act. His cabinet, which likely contains his successor, as WEF head Klaus Schwab brags openly, is likewise compromised. Rather than a meaningless change of the titular puppet-in-chief, what Canada needs is a wholesale political revolution. It needs way more of what Alberta is dishing out." Western Canadian Province Passes 'Sovereignty Act,' Challenges Federal Rule A Christian leader from Bethlehem: “They are pushing us out. You live among a people who doesn’t want you.” Christian Population in Palestinian Authority-Controlled Areas Dwindles as Christianity Thrives in Israel "Finding a balance between a vibrant life and a deadly fight for survival." Israel: A Country That Chooses Resilience Over Trauma WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM "Speaking at the mosque/school, Imam Fadi Kablawi has called Jews 'the lowest of the lowest.'” Florida Muslim Private School Tied to Rabid Anti-Semitism Gets Taxpayer Funded Vouchers (paging Governor DeSantis - jjs) DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE "Heads should roll at SWA—especially the CEO who knew about the issues that caused the meltdown but apparently didn’t fix them." 'Largest Operational Meltdown in Southwest Airlines History' Continues Despite Weather Clearing ". . . for some reason, people keep buying their pajamas, hats, shirts, jerseys, flip-flops, bikinis, posters, bobbleheads, and God knows what else and take out second mortgages to go to the games. All for franchises that, when push comes to shove, could not care less who is left out in the cold. Literally." Are You Ready for Some Frostbite? Tennesseans Cope With Blackouts While the Titans Have Full Power for Their Game HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE "The Democrat-run states previously introduced laws that used the state’s regulatory authority to require insurers to drastically lower costs while providing public options in order to expand health insurance access, Politico reported. However, rising medical costs have stymied enrollment in government-run health plans that Colorado, Nevada and Washington forced private health insurers to offer to residents." Dem-Led States’ Public Health Care Efforts Are Falling Apart. Here’s Why. "In Pennsylvania, advocates and officials work to shutter state-run facilities that some have called home for decades." The Last Institutions ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY “Whenever you find a new mineral, it means that the actual geological conditions, the chemistry of the rock, was different than what’s been found before. That’s what makes this exciting: In this particular meteorite you have two officially described minerals that are new to science.” Scientists Discover Two New Minerals Never Seen on Earth After Massive Meteorite Crashes (unobtanium and improbabilium? - jjs) FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY "It’s unlike anything we’ve ever seen, I think. It’s extremely poisonous.” Libs of TikTok’s Raichik: LGBTQ Community Is a "Cult" – "Evil People" Who "Want To Groom Kids" Hell, if all they want to do is bleed, I'm sure there are tens of millions of Americans who'd be happy to oblige them. Especially if they get within Biden-finger-distance of their children. LGBTQ+++™ Pinocchios Now Claim Male-to-Female Transgenders Can Get Periods: 'I'm a Real Girl!' Biden’s [junta] official defended so-called “gender-affirming care,” a set of medical interventions that seek to change an individual’s sex. ”The positive value of gender-affirming care for youth and adults is not in scientific or medical dispute,” Levine added. Twisted Pervert "Rachel" Levine Calls for Censorship of "Misinformation" Surrounding Child Sex Changes CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE "With daily revelations about Twitter and long holiday evenings, perhaps now is a good time to revisit The X-Files. Living in the X-Files "Historian Bruce Gilley’s provocative book, In Defense of German Colonialism, makes a compelling case that many historical narratives surrounding Africa are motivated by politics, not facts." It’s Time to Tell the Truth About Colonialism in Africa "It feels like a three-hour version of a TikTok video where a blue-haired Leftist lectures you about the evils of colonialism. . . 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