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December 05, 2022

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Cutest little army crawl.

Dave French says "That must be my car!!!" Not that he has that make or model. He thinks God's telling him to take that car.

Trick play.

These geese are going to steal $600 million in bearer bonds.

Cat flows like water. Here's another cat using the same fence-threading technique.

Matched set.


You think it was cold where you are today?


It had a really good opening scene, if you excuse the Glenn Frye.

It was a more innocent time. We didn't know any better.

The pic on the right is from the sequel. I know that because of the rule that the sequel must be "Biggerer and Betterer." In the first one, he just wore a ratty "Property of Mumford HS Athletic Department" t-shirt. In the second one, he wore that varsity jacket. Forget what they're called. I think that was also Mumford-branded.

Sylvester Stallone was attached to Beverly Hills Cop for a while. He dropped out. I think because of "creative differences." I think he had in mind a more "serious" movie. Unless I'm just making this up -- and who knows, I might just be making it up, my brain is almost 29 -- I think he took the ideas he had for Beverly Hills Cop, which had been rejected, and wrote them into a script for a little movie you might have heard of called "I Don't Shop Here."

Nothing in that scene makes sense. Literally nothing.

In Japan "I Don't Shop Here" was released as Sullen Man Who Eats Pizza With Scissors Has Sexiful Car That Flies Now!!!

Wait, was this supposed to be more serious than Beverly Hills Cop?

The Savage Cuteness.


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