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Mommyblogger: I Just Can't Wait For the Next Lockdown, So I Can Sleep In Late and Start Day-Drinking By 4 PM (Or Whenever!) Without Anyone Judging Me as a Parent!I'm not linking this story and not not mentioning the author's name as a mercy. I don't want to be part of a cancelation. Cheese and crackers -- read the room, stupid bitch. Is putting up a #HotTake MommyBlog and getting some MommyBlog heat and attention really worth calling for more lockdowns? Yeah I know you claim you're not calling for fresh lockdowns -- except for all the parts of your mommyblog where you do. Why I'm hoping for another COVID lockdown Except for that headline. And except for the parts coming up.
Here's my #HotTake on liberal mommybloggers: liberal mommies should not be allowed to blog. They should be forced to concentrate on their real responsibilities, which is, as you'll see, getting drunk by 4pm. Lockdown provided some really great opportunities to connect and slow down. It was the ultimate reminder to not sweat the small stuff and just be present. Here's what I wouldn't mind revisiting because it was truly awesome... Can I be serious here? Like totally serious? If liberal women with empty lives filled with the warm glow of Leftwing Hate-Politics want to add an extra two or three hours of free time per day that they can use for meditation, reading, walking, and self-care, how about they stop watching every stupid series Netflix, HBO, Epix, and Showtime tell bored middle-aged white women they have to watch to be part of the Cultural Conversation (TM), and stop obsessively scrolling through Twitter at every moment of the day? There's your two to three extra hours per day, ladies. You're welcome. ... I strongly, strongly suspect this is the main draw of lockdowns for Leftwing Winemoms (TM) and that all that crap about the Joy of Bushwalks and Really Connecting With Your Children and Life-Partner is just some bullshit to tell the social worker. Now that she's mentioned booze twice, I'm sure she'll get right back to claiming this is all about exercise, childcare, and vegetable gardening. Being at home meant that we were able to celebrate crawling to the end of a combined homeschool/daycare and work day with our tipple of choice.. at any hour we pleased because we had nowhere to go. Whoops no we're still on getting soused. So you didn't really want to go out and do things and see people. You just wanted to stay in your home, watch Netflix, sit on the couch and get drunk. Yes I can see why endless lockdowns would be appealing to you. What about people who are not socially dysfunctional shut-ins? Although she spoke earlier about "an end of the day wine by 4pm," I think "4pm" is a euphemism for "11am." I don't care about her daydrinking, but I surely resent her working to shut down society again so that she can hide her vice.
... At the Brownstone Institute, Jeffrey A. Tucker writes that they will lock you down again, because we never made them pay for doing it the first time. More than that, the Biden administration (and all that it represents, including the World Economic Forum, the World Health Organization, and everything else called the establishment) has its own pandemic plans in place. The idea is not to dial back the mandates or cool it on them. It's the reverse: centralize all pandemic planning to make a South Dakota, Georgia, and Florida experience impossible the next time. Also, spend tens of billions in more money. | Recent Comments
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