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November 03, 2022

The Morning Report — 11/3/22


Good morning kids. Thursday and I have to say, putting a vegetable on national television to abuse the citizenry is boring the shit out of me. Don't get me wrong; I don't think I can measure the level of righteous rage and indignation I have at these bastards who are destroying our blessed land. But the poor man's Yasser Arafat schtick of holding the olive branch up in one hand with a loaded Webley in the other – i.e. calling for unity while condemning half the country as a literal mortal threat deadlier than cancer – has been rubbed into the ground.

I mean seriously, this dirty old bastard decrying conservatives, Trump supporters, MAGAns and really anyone who is not on board with having their house robbed and their children kidnapped and turned into sex-slaves/science experiments just is not going to fly anymore. Not even after the so-called Pelosi "assassination attempt" that turned into a homosexual tryst gone wrong with her husband and a gay crack whore (assistant crack whore) and not even after Watergate 2: Katie Hobbs Boogaloo has been debunked and shown to be merely an illegal alien breaking into her campaign HQ.

So, a grand white supremacist conspiracy to kill colored people of color and overthrow the nation is our top national security threat, along with "climate change" (we're about to officially surrender to the Chi-Coms on yet another front per this Needlnose Ned "Ryerson" Price). Yet this happened, while Biden was giving his speech at a deserted Union Station. What absolutely perfect timing. Mercifully, no Leni Riefenstahl staging and lighting but muggers and rapists and empty stores aplenty just off camera:

Kate Constantini, Bolduc for Senate spokeswoman, told Breitbart News that before the General went on the debate stage, he was physically attacked outside the building by an individual in the crowd.

It is not known if the individual is a Hassan supporter.

Law enforcement was quickly on the scene and apprehended the individual.

“Prior to the debate, an individual in the crowd gathered outside attempted to punch the General and was quickly apprehended and arrested,” Constantini explained.

Interesting piece in the NY Post which, despite great reporting on leftist crap is still virulently anti-MAGA about Dan Bolduc and other MAGA candidates. If you can get past the anti-MAGA tinge of the writing, the fact that it was Democrats who actually helped MAGA candidates win their primaries in the idiotic belief that they would turn off voters is poised to bite them in the ass next Tuesday.

But wait! There's more!

Twenty-one-year-old Scott Lennox of Illinois left a depraved voicemail last week for Republican gubernatorial candidate Darren Bailey in which he threatened to “skin” Bailey “alive” and “feed his f****ng family to him,” according to state prosecutors.

Lennox had a “heated argument” with his friends at a Chicago bar last Friday over pro-Bailey advertisements that made him “angry,” which led to the threatening voicemail, prosecutors allege. . .

. . . “Honestly if he doesn’t kill himself, I will. You know what? I know where he lives. I know where he sleeps. I know where his kids sleep. And I know the f**k school he works at,” prosecutors say Lennox said.

Lennox also reportedly added, “the candidate teaching all this mother f****ng misinformation is going to die. So honestly he should just kill himself before anything else happens.”

In the nation formerly known as the United States of America, a half dozen loudmouth braggarts in a Michigan bar get goaded into half-heartedly shooting their mouths off to an FBI plant and for their troubles, get railroaded into long prison sentences for allegedly plotting to kidnap Michigan governess Wretched Gretchen Whitmer. Ditto big time the scores of dupes entrapped by the FBI at the Capitol on J-6.

What are the odds this plainly violent asshole gets a slap on the wrist, as well as a propaganda cover story from the media about "lone wolf," "mental illness," "victim of GOP policies" etc.?

Psaki-psircling back to old sticky fingers Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants – and really it's Obama – you fucking bore me already. If those who vote for Republican candidates are indeed an existential threat to "our precious democracy" (*VOMIT*), how in good conscience as the alleged president can you even allow the elections to go forward? How can you allow a political party and its base that you have now, on more than one occasion, officially declared "a clear and present danger" to the security of the nation (and those words have actual criminal/legal ramifications) to even participate in elections in the first place?

In short, what the actual fuck are you, Joseph Moist-Towelette Biden, putative president of the United States of America, waiting for? Why are you not cancelling the election, outlawing the GOP, declaring martial law and rounding up the usual suspects?

If your precious "democracy" is so precious, that's what I would be doing right this minute were I in your highly-polished-to-reflect-upskirt wingtips (God forbid). Meh, to hell with your "democracy." Your democracy is my last meal of bugs and worms – and in this economy, one cricket sliced waffer-theen – before being shot into a mass grave where the bugs and worms can feast on me. Yay! Sustainability!

The late Andrew Breitbart declared not so long ago, "Fuck you. War!" You have to wonder what he'd say if he were alive today to witness what we're going through. As for me, fuck your democracy, sideways up the squeak hole with a flaming set of "Rules for Radicals," "How to Be Anti-Racist" and "Mao's Little Red Book" wrapped in barbed wire.

"Democracy dies in darkness." Pfft. Let me declare here and now, I hope with every fiber of my being that democracy dies, not in darkness, but at high noon on national television, dangling from a noose. I want my friggin' republic back.


  • "The military now reflects the selfishness and fragmentation of our culture. Welcome to the looting-the-treasury phase of imperial decline."
    Our Disunity Is a National Security Threat
  • Lloyd Billingsley: "The bureau seeks to delay the release of information from the laptop of murdered Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich for 66 years."
    FBI Laptop Dancing
  • Miranda Devine: "The more we find out about the collusion that has been going on among the Biden [junta], the security agencies and Big Tech, the more alarming it is — and the more unrepentant they are."
    How the Government Hid the Truth Behind Hunter Biden's Laptop

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