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Daily Tech News 1 November 2021 | Main | Mid-Morning Art Thread
November 01, 2022

The Morning Report — 11/1/22


Good morning kids. Tuesday and with exactly a week to go before the midterms, I have absolutely zero "Fs" to give about the "attack" on Big Paulie Walnuts' nuts, and evidently his coconut as well. At least not in the actual incident which is more than likely the result of a jilted meth-head joy-boy who went berserk in the Pelosi home, and tried hammering out his own solution, so to speak.

In terms of the Left desperately trying to use this incident to save them from an impending electoral wipeout next Tuesday, and worse, once again foisting the titanic lie that this was some sort of political assassination attempt inspired by the "violent rhetoric" of Trump and all of us on the right, that is something that is crucially important. Indeed it does have life and death consequences. I hate to inflict this yellow-stained bipedal, cancerous fistula on you, but, along with flatus that is nearly as toxic as a cloud of phosgene wafting over the Somme in 1917, the bilge emanating from the pie hole of this creep is equally deadly:

Swalwell said, “If you look at the Facebook page of this individual and the Facebook pages of Donald Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, they’re identical. So the violent political rhetoric that is espoused by Republican leaders is inspiring violent political acts by individuals like this. So we all have a responsibility to condemn it because when we don’t condemn it, what we saw on January 6 is taken as a permission slip. The best evidence that us condemning it is having an effect is January 6. We saw hundreds of people when Donald Trump said it’s time to go home they went home. So, believe it or not, it may seem crazy people would listen to a leader whether they carry out violence or go home, it actually carries great weight. More Republicans need to speak up. Otherwise, somebody’s going to get killed. Paul Pelosi almost was.”

Oh, go let a Chi-Com spy give your tiny tadger a happy ending and leave us the hell alone. Meh, Fang-Fang probably lost interest in this shit-stain, not only because she misplaced the microtome needed to service Swalwell's nano bits, but because the Chi-Coms already have access to virtually every national secret anyway. The projection is just incredible. Reverse the names and political affiliations of those this slithering lesion cites and you get the real picture of who and what is the greatest threat to, not "our precious democracy" (*vomit*) but to the lives and personal freedom of every real American citizen. The record, that is the real record and not the censored and distorted record from the Democrat ministries of propaganda, of organized, approved and incited political violence and terrorism not just over the past few years but since time immemorial rest squarely at the purulent feet of the Left.

Putting my anger at this filthy low-life traitor aside, this entire incident is not going to move the needle in terms of persuading anyone not to vote these fiends out of office. Look who's running the show. As the estimable Julie Kelly reveals, why it's none other than our gallant heroes from the FBI.

This situation is yet another example of how the public’s complete lack of faith in major institutions is fueling doubt and suspicion. Unfortunately, that level of distrust extends to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a once-revered agency that has blown its reputation in service to the Democratic Party. And news that the San Francisco FBI field office is taking a lead role in the Pelosi investigation offers little comfort that the American people will ever find out the truth of the matter.

The San Francisco field office, like the bureau’s Washington, D.C. headquarters and many other offices across the country, is mired in scandal. It’s particularly true as it relates to the FBI’s cozy ties to Big Tech—and the San Francisco FBI office is ground zero for that quid pro quo relationship. Rather than investigate the nearly 300 Big Tech companies within its Silicon Valley jurisdiction for various offenses such as election interference, the San Francisco FBI office appears instead to be in cahoots with these powerful corporate interests to do the Democratic Party’s dirty work.

Few people benefit more than Nancy Pelosi, who of course happens to live in San Francisco. Democratic candidates and lawmakers are flush with campaign donations from Big Tech; in 2020 alone, Facebook and Twitter—the latter located in Pelosi’s congressional district and the former located just outside its boundaries—donated at least $5.5 million to Democrats and only a paltry $435,000 to Republicans, a 12-1 ratio in favor of Pelosi’s party. Conversely, threats made by leading Democrats to break up Big Tech or hold congressional hearings into alleged malfeasance have been slow-walked since Pelosi reclaimed the speaker’s gavel.

Fortunately, a lawsuit recently filed by Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt laid bare how this lucrative back-scratching operation works. Elvis Chan, a top cyber FBI agent working in the San Francisco office, was in routine communication with Big Tech giants prior to the 2020 election to warn companies of “foreign disinformation” spread on their platforms—and the discussions just happened to coincide with the release of explosive materials found on Hunter Biden’s laptop. Chan is named as a co-defendant in Schmitt’s sweeping civil suit seeking to hold accountable government officials working behind-the-scenes with Big Tech to censor information considered hostile to the regime. . .

. . . Given the highly partisan nature of the FBI, and the San Francisco field office in particular, there is no reason to believe FBI brass will do anything more than run cover for the Pelosis and conceal any damaging or contradictory facts about the confrontation. Prayers for Paul Pelosi are in order as he remains hospitalized for his injuries—a full investigation free from political interference also is in order. It’s unlikely, however, the FBI will proceed accordingly.

The same FBI that engineered the Whitmer kidnap plot, the J-6 "insurrection" sting," and a bevy of other Munchausen's by proxy "crimes" where they come in like gangbusters to save "our precious democracy" (*vomit*) from "a vast army of white supremacists" and "climate change" but mostly "a vast army of white supremacists." About 10,000 people in a nation of 330,000,000. But "white supremacist" is of course code for "conservatives." That is people who have nothing to do with white supremacy but everything to do with normalcy and the American way. A way which is about to go the way of the dodo.

That brings me to a very interesting essay which, at first glance seeming has little to do with the state of affairs, but after reading it I'm sure you will see exactly how it does. And if you're anything like me, it should chill you to the bone.

We are not brass wheels with dull, unfeeling metal teeth. We are human beings. Remember? The divine spark and all that. . .

. . . I’m not making an argument for anarchy, or tantrums. Most of us, most of the time, have to “suffer, while evils are sufferable,” but I’m sensing that our powers of “sensible rebellion” are in decline.

Imagine you have made a reservation, 30 days in advance, at a five-star restaurant. You present yourself 15 minutes ahead of time, and when the clock has proceeded 10 minutes past schedule, you ask the hostess when you will be seated.

“Just five more minutes,” she says.

Five minutes go by and you re-present yourself.

“So sorry, five more minutes,” she says.

This goes on for another 45 minutes, and you put the question to her again, for the 10th time.

“So, very, very sorry. Really. It’s just going to be five more minutes.”

“Fine,” you say. “I will wait here.”

“Please have a seat in the waiting area.”

“No,” you say, “if it really is five more minutes, I prefer to wait right here.”

You are blocking anyone else from approaching her, and she seats you right away.

I did that once. It worked. I suppose they could have called security on me, but it would have been worth it, because I was beholding something I absolutely loathe: a human being so dead to their humanity, so happy to be a brass knob, they mistake you for a brass knob as well. Cogs get so they can’t even see a human being. They see nothing but cogs.

We should ponder the horror of the last three years, because settling for “being a cog in the machine” was never noble individually, but surrendering to it collectively, en masse, unleashes a fury of mechanized, obedient destruction.

See where I'm going with this? Transpose employees at a rental car agency or a restaurant with FBI field agents, or IRS agents, or anyone at any level in any governmental agency. And now, with the glories of ESG being imposed on us via the private sector (which is rapidly being absorbed by the State day by day), at a certain point, everyone becomes a "ham 'n egger" who goes along to get along. Reluctantly or otherwise.

Dangerous days.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in the links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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