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November 02, 2022

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/2/22) El Skimpo Edition & Early Too

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The Quote of The Day

Quote I

"The item has now been assessed by specialist officers and is no longer being treated as suspicious," British Transport Police said.

Quote II

"President Dillard said they were searched by blood-thirsty dogs. There was one dog; he was on a leash. Students were never even close to that dog. None of the students were even asked off the bus."Spartanburg County Sheriff Chuck Wright

I would love to see the minor traffic violation and the subsequent search

Quote III

"I'm all for freedom of speech. But it crosses the line when you're saying I'm an actor or I've not got a spinal cord injury or Eve's not disabled, she's not in a wheelchair. Martin Hibbert

Quote 4

“There are too many young men of color that are killing young men of color. We do need to have that conversation. We do need to deal with it head on. It’s across the board with this demographic.” Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner (D)



(Is there? Could there be? You never know when Mystery Clicks will appear)


The ONT Musical Interlude & Blueberry Pie Ala Mode Emporium


Sometimes it is good to be King Cob...............


Dear Annie, Am I a Genius Award Winner?

DEAR ANNIE: I am very sad and hurt because my son and his wife will not let me see my four grandkids. This all started after we got together on the Fourth of July. My son and daughter-in-law and their children came to my home to celebrate the holiday. They have four little kids, and we only live 45 minutes apart. I love my grandchildren, and if it were up to my son, they would visit more often and stay longer. But as it is, they had rarely visited me.

(Several paragraphs of blather which leads to..........)

It was only later that I found out why my daughter-in-law and son had not come home. They took the baby to the emergency room, and they were told the baby had meth in her system. She is 1 1/2 years old. They said she got hold of something in my house that had meth on it, and she must have put her hands in her mouth.

They had told the neighbor they were going to the ER but swore her to secrecy. I felt doubly hurt that they would open up to a neighbor and not say anything to me, the baby’s grandmother.

While she is asking if she is a Genius Award Winner, we definitely have one here.......

The kids said "Trick or Treat" not "Tits or Treat". Genius Award Winner.

Arundel woman accused of screaming obscenities, flashing trick-or-treaters


Speaking of Trick or Treat: Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Fishing Fever.

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