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Quick HitsElon Musk will close on his purchase of Twitter tomorrow. He reached out to advertisers today to reassure them that, despite making Twitter a haven for free-speech, he would not let it become "a free-for-all hellscape." Musk seemingly tried to quell those concerns in a message to advertisers he posted Thursday, telling them Twitter "obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape, where anything can be said with no consequences."
![]() "Actual footage of Twitter HQ right now," says Libs of TikTok. Musk had a great dunk on Gary Kasparov earlier this week. (Link fixed.) I'm so tired of this blowhard. We don't ask bridge masters or Monopoly tournament winners to opine on foreign policy. We don't ask bowling champions to tell us which wars with Russia we should fight next. But we ask this puffed-up checkers champion about the upside of global nuclear war because he was the champ for a few years at a board game and still speaks with a Russian accent. What the hell? Hey, let's ask Chad "Ocho Cinqo" Johnson about the International Monetary Fund next, huh? Supposedly the economy grew 2.6% in the third quarter, and the whole propaganda media is crowing that the recession is cancelled. Gross domestic product (GDP) is expected to spike in the third quarter, but that isn't likely to help consumers in the long-term as they struggle with persistent inflation, economists told the Daily Caller News Foundation. Michelle Malkin ends her syndicated column after thirty years. She has some parting shots. Now the liberal media is dominated by endless supplies of smug, usually very pale-faced millennial J-school grads spouting about "diversity" while parroting the same worn set of views on whites as evil, America as oppressor, nuclear families as abnormal, and liberal democracy as sacrosanct.
"Full diaper Joe" tells a lot of lies.
Via bonhomme. Isn't it weird that the media stopped obsessively "fact" checking Administration statements once Grandpa Felonyfingers "fortified" the election? She's done this before, hasn't she? Telling people to mask up and socially distance only for media pictures?
But wait I thought there was no recession and even if one were to come it would be a "slight" one Facebook parent Meta Platforms reported earnings Wednesday that fell short of expectations, pummeling the company's stock in after hours trading as the social media giant with metaverse ambitions scrambles to cut costs amid advertising headwinds spurred by concerns about the global economy. WHAT? Let me put that in terms you might understand: It's like one year ago, they had 9.5 billion in free clams, but then this year, they only have 173 million in free clams. That should help at least "The guy who only understands things in terms of clams." Let's check in with the Sibyl of the Stock Market, the Nostrodamus of the Nasdaq, the Prophet of All Profits, Jim Cramer himself:
This blog purports to tell you how well you'd do if you followed Jim Cramer's investment advice -- vs. how well you'd do if you invested directly against his advice by shorting the stocks he tells you to buy. I'm not a financial guy so I make no representations about accuracy here. But Jim Cramer is a bankruptcy farmer. Meta was also hit with a record fine for campaign violations. Though this sounds like bureaucratic b*llshit to me: A Washington state judge on Wednesday fined Facebook parent company Meta nearly $25 million for repeatedly and intentionally violating campaign finance disclosure law, in what is believed to be the largest campaign finance penalty in U.S. history. Yeah but they're serving a couple of political ads per hour, and only during campaign season, not thousands and thousands per day, all of which are purchased through automated ad-buy systems. | Recent Comments
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