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Quick HitsElon Musk enters Twitter HQ, carrying a pun. I took the musk sink stunt differently... I took it to mean everything but the kitchen sink is going.... Posted by: It's me donna Via OmriCeren, who comments "HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA..." Kari Lake challenges Katie Hobbs' bizarre notions on gender, which include the idea that there is no actual biological gender. Lake suggests that Abortion Mouse, who is also Transgender Mouse, trying milking a bull and see how that goes. Neocons (actually just doctrinaire neoliberals who love war) Matthew Dowd and Max Boot proclaim that people who care about inflation are Nazis, because that's how Hitler came to power, getting people to care about inflation instead of whatever the fuck it is Dowd and Boot want people to care about. Which is the Democrat Talking Point of "the threat to Democracy." "I'm not going to say that the GOP are Nazis ... but it certainly sounds very familiar to what happened in Germany, which is a bunch of citizens, Adolf Hitler gets a third of the vote ... they went along because he said he would solve the economy & fix inflation." Fat gross pudgy partisan Democrat Tom Nichols, who dishonestly but hilariously continues pretending to be a "Reagan Republican" for maximum damage, agrees, writing in The Atlantic that it's appalling that The Little People care about things that actually affect their day-to-day quality of life instead of esoteric Fantasy Politics Role-Playing Game non-issues like the "threat to democracy" posed by people democratically voting in their best interests. Yesterday's cri de cœur from Tom was particularly rich. Nichols, along with all right thinking liberals, is panicking over the fact that the Democrats are going to get killed in the midterms. Those of us who have been watching election season dispassionately are hardly surprised by this, and despite the nervousness that the polls of the summer doldrums inevitably caused, I never doubted that the Democrats would drown in a tsunami. I wasn't sure of the scale of the disaster, but that one was coming for the Democrats was never in doubt. It's all this Professor of Twitter has ever done -- he fancies himself an Important Subject-Matter Expert, but all he eve does is shout on Twitter about the Twitter Passion of the Day and why you should listen to his ill-considered Hot Take because he went to college (like most other shouty loud-mouths on Twitter did, including, once upon a time, Yours Truly). He really is a reprehensible puffed-up gasbag of a howling mediocrity with nothing to recommend him except his zaftig swaying he-hooters and his puffy pink pizza-plate manipples.
Fake Jake Tapper has nothing to say. He's too busy Vanity Searching for the name "Jake Tapper" like a degenerate compulsive gambler loading nickels in the slot machine hoping the three slots will come up "JAKE TAPPER'S GREAT." "Scooter" Kinzinger accuses Secret Service of complicity in the insurrection and threatens prosecution, conveniently two weeks before the election. Twitchy, quoting MSNBC: Now, in light of revelations from last week's hearing, a member of the committee has come forward to say it's possible Secret Service agents engaged in "very criminal activity" when they offered questionable testimony in previous sit-downs with the Jan. 6 committee to discuss their actions on and around the day of the attack.
Degenerate moron and racialist Joe Biden thinks that blacks are taller than whites. Did he bother to check that at all, or did Sheriff Joe just shoot from the hip and let it rip, Jack? The latter. Because, if he took one second to google "height by race in the US," he would have learned that Non-Hispanic White women are a centimeter taller than Non-Hispanic Black women, on average, and Non-Hispanic White men are two centimeters taller than Non-Hispanic Black men. On average. But Brandon sees those tall black men only on TV in basketball games and assumes that they must be representative of the general population. Let's Go, Brandon. It's time to put you in a Fucking Home where you can't touch children or assault women any longer.
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