Joe Biden's Not Scranton Joe Any Longer, Now He Is San Juan Joe

He attempted to say a Spanish name, so you know it was quite an adventure.

First of all, he announced, improbably, that he had been raised in a Puerto Rican household. That this is declared for the first time as he nears his eightieth birthday is nothing short of Bidenesque.

Also, Jill's dress. At the risk of sounding like the Best Boy on Bros, "Honey, that's not an ensemble, that's an ensembln't."

I don't know what I'm saying. I got no sleep last night.

Ensembln't. That's pretty good actually. I think I got that from garrett.

She dresses like the quality fine art on the walls of a Motel 6.

Next, Joe Biden announced that New York not only a congresswoman, but one of the most congresswoman in the congress.

That's verbatim.

Next up, the Spanish name. You might think this is a very simple Spanish name to pronounce -- there's an accent over the i in Martin, and there's a tilde over the n in Pena -- but Joe Biden was confounded.

He then had trouble with the word "mango," which is not just a Spanish word, but an English word.

Or, as he says, "mangros." Those are mangos which are taking Penis Growth Pills, as garrett I'm sure knows.

This guy has been a profession politician, and a Democrat to boot, for his entire life since finishing bottom of his class in law school, and he doesn't know what the hell an en-yay is? He hasn't bothered to even learn Dumb Democrat Politician Fake Spanish over the past 60 years?

Marteen Paynya. I know this shit and I'm actually a racist. I mean, so is Joe, but he's one of those Martha's Vineyard Racists (TM). The ones with one hand holding the Mexican flag and the other holding a cell phone on hold with the National Guard, Children In Cages Brigade.

Remember, he was raised in Puerto Rican household.

Via Twitchy:

I don't recall Melania or Barbara tailing their husbands nearly as much as Jill apparently needs to do. She's literally there all the time -- lurking, waiting, looking like some cross between the Forever 21 catalogue and the clearance rack at Bed Bath & Beyond. Posted by: red speck

Forever Curtains & Mats.

posted by Ace at 01:29 PM

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