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September 30, 2022

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Musical Morons, tell me, how hard is it to play Beethoven's Fifth on a trombone?

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History Minute

Fido Friday: Space pups

Skills to pay the bills

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Make a run for the island

Frustrated

Guns R hot

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Can't have shit in Baltimore*

*reference is to an old rant by a guy in Detroit who got his steps stolen.

Dominoes

The importance of shoot and scoot

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Learning

I read a study once that said deaf people who regain their hearing commonly are surprised that the sun doesn't make noise. I found that interesting.

Canada now

Mixed motor arts

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Canada in 2 years

”Made in Italy”? What a weird way to spell Australia

How to handle a shark

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Jealous

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I want to swim in the forbidden swimming pool

Americans in London right now

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Yikes

Wholesome content

Not everything has to be sarcasm and anger and bitterness. Just enjoy.
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